1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:13,744 --> 00:00:16,246 (Sirens wailing) 4 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:19,950 - Today, you'll be performing a full clinical autopsy, 5 00:00:19,983 --> 00:00:22,052 starting with an abdominal examination. 6 00:00:22,085 --> 00:00:23,520 Once you've freed the intestines, 7 00:00:23,554 --> 00:00:25,355 you're to do a complete organ check 8 00:00:25,389 --> 00:00:26,890 and a fluid assessment. 9 00:00:26,924 --> 00:00:27,958 You can begin now. 10 00:00:35,566 --> 00:00:37,201 Everything OK there, Alana? 11 00:00:37,234 --> 00:00:38,302 - Uh, yes. 12 00:00:38,335 --> 00:00:39,970 All fine, Professor Reycraft. 13 00:00:42,005 --> 00:00:45,075 - You did well on that tox test last week. 14 00:00:45,108 --> 00:00:47,211 Just make the first incision. 15 00:00:47,244 --> 00:00:48,579 It's easy-going after that. 16 00:01:07,464 --> 00:01:10,200 - (Mitchy): You let her kill me. 17 00:01:10,234 --> 00:01:12,436 I died because of you, Alana. 18 00:01:12,469 --> 00:01:14,938 You think you can spend your life helping people 19 00:01:14,972 --> 00:01:16,673 when everyone around you dies? 20 00:01:16,707 --> 00:01:18,942 - No! Aaah! 21 00:01:18,976 --> 00:01:20,444 (Scalpel falling) 22 00:01:20,477 --> 00:01:21,678 - Alana? Are you OK? 23 00:01:21,712 --> 00:01:23,380 (Breathing shakily) 24 00:01:23,413 --> 00:01:25,616 - I can't--I can't do this. 25 00:01:32,422 --> 00:01:34,258 - (Podcast host): And, dear listeners, 26 00:01:34,291 --> 00:01:36,393 the body of our notorious killer Carne, 27 00:01:36,426 --> 00:01:37,794 was suspiciously never found, 28 00:01:37,828 --> 00:01:41,365 despite days of extensive searching by law enforcement. 29 00:01:41,398 --> 00:01:43,734 Cover-up? Paranormal mystery? 30 00:01:43,767 --> 00:01:47,437 Was Carne a patsy for someone far more devious on the train? 31 00:01:47,471 --> 00:01:50,073 We'll leave that up to you to decide at the end of-- 32 00:01:50,107 --> 00:01:51,108 - I can't. 33 00:01:51,141 --> 00:01:54,077 - Yes, Alana, you can. 34 00:01:55,512 --> 00:01:57,648 Here, you need to eat. 35 00:01:57,681 --> 00:01:59,316 - No, I'm--I'm not hungry. 36 00:02:00,417 --> 00:02:01,518 - You're not eating. 37 00:02:01,551 --> 00:02:03,253 You're barely sleeping. 38 00:02:03,287 --> 00:02:04,588 You're a med student. 39 00:02:04,621 --> 00:02:06,123 You know that's not good for you. 40 00:02:07,291 --> 00:02:08,625 - I just don't have the energy. 41 00:02:11,728 --> 00:02:14,998 - If I have to feed you myself, I will. 42 00:02:16,066 --> 00:02:17,701 (Sighing) 43 00:02:17,734 --> 00:02:19,336 - Thanks, Claudia. 44 00:02:28,045 --> 00:02:29,379 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 45 00:02:30,514 --> 00:02:33,550 - Eat, sleep, study, repeat. 46 00:02:35,385 --> 00:02:38,121 - I'm this close to getting kicked out. 47 00:02:38,155 --> 00:02:40,090 And then, it's bye-bye scholarship. 48 00:02:41,425 --> 00:02:43,126 - They need to give you a break. 49 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:44,661 - Oh, they have. 50 00:02:44,695 --> 00:02:46,063 Several times. 51 00:02:46,096 --> 00:02:48,498 - You've been through hell. 52 00:02:48,532 --> 00:02:49,766 - So? 53 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,502 A surgeon can't have any distractions. 54 00:02:52,536 --> 00:02:53,670 It's no excuse. 55 00:02:53,704 --> 00:02:58,375 - Alana, you faced down a murderer, 56 00:02:58,408 --> 00:03:01,812 saw horrible things happen to your friends and boyfriend 57 00:03:01,845 --> 00:03:03,413 and you were stabbed. 58 00:03:04,681 --> 00:03:05,749 It's gonna take time. 59 00:03:07,451 --> 00:03:09,653 - My therapist says that I need to face my fears, 60 00:03:09,686 --> 00:03:10,754 that I'm... 61 00:03:10,787 --> 00:03:12,322 (Sighing) 62 00:03:12,356 --> 00:03:14,024 ...letting that night control my life. 63 00:03:16,460 --> 00:03:17,794 - I--I mean, she's right. 64 00:03:21,531 --> 00:03:26,336 K, crazy idea, don't be mad. 65 00:03:32,509 --> 00:03:34,111 - "Kill the old year, 66 00:03:34,144 --> 00:03:36,580 "breathe life into the new one 67 00:03:36,613 --> 00:03:38,682 on the terror train"? 68 00:03:38,715 --> 00:03:39,750 - It's a real event! 69 00:03:39,783 --> 00:03:41,251 And I know it sounds crazy, 70 00:03:41,284 --> 00:03:42,519 but I like their take on it. 71 00:03:42,552 --> 00:03:45,155 "Whole new year, whole new you." 72 00:03:45,188 --> 00:03:46,523 That's what we want, right? 73 00:03:46,556 --> 00:03:48,191 - On that train? 74 00:03:48,225 --> 00:03:49,760 OK, there's no fucking way. 75 00:03:49,793 --> 00:03:52,596 - Your therapist is telling you to face your fears, right? 76 00:03:52,629 --> 00:03:54,264 To control them, 77 00:03:54,297 --> 00:03:56,600 rather than allowing them to control you. 78 00:03:56,633 --> 00:03:59,803 What better way is there to wipe away all this anxiety 79 00:03:59,836 --> 00:04:01,838 than to go back to where it all started? 80 00:04:03,507 --> 00:04:05,742 Nothing else is working, Alana. 81 00:04:08,712 --> 00:04:11,348 - It's not like I haven't been trying. 82 00:04:11,381 --> 00:04:12,616 - It was one night. 83 00:04:14,217 --> 00:04:18,221 It's not fair that one night gets to destroy everything 84 00:04:18,255 --> 00:04:19,623 you want out of life. 85 00:04:21,491 --> 00:04:23,593 - That one night felt like it lasted a lifetime. 86 00:04:25,662 --> 00:04:27,230 - You're strong. 87 00:04:28,365 --> 00:04:29,733 You can do this. 88 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,404 (Inhaling deeply) 89 00:04:34,438 --> 00:04:37,207 - "Whole new year, whole new me." 90 00:05:10,874 --> 00:05:13,176 - Hey! - Wow. 91 00:05:13,210 --> 00:05:14,945 - Ground zero, mon capitain . 92 00:05:14,978 --> 00:05:16,379 - Yeah. 93 00:05:16,413 --> 00:05:19,249 Yeah, it feels weird to actually see it again. 94 00:05:19,282 --> 00:05:22,319 But it's good, you know? 95 00:05:22,352 --> 00:05:24,287 I'm glad I'm making this happen. 96 00:05:24,321 --> 00:05:27,257 Tonight, we are going to erase all the brutal history 97 00:05:27,290 --> 00:05:28,325 and just-- 98 00:05:28,358 --> 00:05:32,496 - Um, not to be, uh, pedagogic... 99 00:05:32,529 --> 00:05:33,563 (Chuckling) 100 00:05:33,597 --> 00:05:35,298 ...but you can't erase something 101 00:05:35,332 --> 00:05:37,834 that's already happened. 102 00:05:37,868 --> 00:05:42,372 Perhaps the word you're looking for is a cleansing. 103 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:44,774 - Fine. 104 00:05:44,808 --> 00:05:47,544 We are cleansing our frat of all bad associations 105 00:05:47,577 --> 00:05:49,779 with this whole murderous fiasco. 106 00:05:49,813 --> 00:05:51,748 - Probably more of a rebranding. 107 00:05:51,781 --> 00:05:54,284 You know what, either way, with me here, man, 108 00:05:54,317 --> 00:05:56,453 you're guaranteed it will go off without a hitch. 109 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:57,687 The Wil is on it. 110 00:05:57,721 --> 00:05:59,422 One hundo P, Prez. Boof! 111 00:05:59,456 --> 00:06:00,891 By the way, this outfit is flyzo. 112 00:06:00,924 --> 00:06:02,225 - Yeah, thank you. 113 00:06:02,259 --> 00:06:03,727 - Let me fix this for you. - Thank you. 114 00:06:11,334 --> 00:06:12,936 - You know, they say whatever you're doing 115 00:06:12,969 --> 00:06:14,204 at midnight on New Year's Eve 116 00:06:14,237 --> 00:06:17,307 is what you're gonna end up doing for the rest of the year. 117 00:06:17,340 --> 00:06:18,175 (Exhaling sharply) 118 00:06:18,208 --> 00:06:20,243 - A year spent herding murder-obsessed, 119 00:06:20,277 --> 00:06:22,279 privileged college kids onto a train? 120 00:06:22,312 --> 00:06:23,880 Kill me now. 121 00:06:23,914 --> 00:06:26,550 - Honestly, I'd have thought they would have scrapped 122 00:06:26,583 --> 00:06:28,785 this train after everything that happened. 123 00:06:28,818 --> 00:06:31,821 - Well, they spent a few months scrubbing out the blood stains. 124 00:06:31,855 --> 00:06:33,790 And then they slapped on a new coat of paint. 125 00:06:35,358 --> 00:06:38,261 Now, the terror train is as good as new. 126 00:06:38,295 --> 00:06:39,896 - Well, I'm here to make sure 127 00:06:39,930 --> 00:06:42,465 that what happened last time doesn't happen again. 128 00:06:44,367 --> 00:06:47,270 - I don't think Carne could have been stopped last time, 129 00:06:47,304 --> 00:06:48,572 even if we'd had security. 130 00:06:49,906 --> 00:06:52,542 - My black belt in karate says otherwise. 131 00:07:03,587 --> 00:07:04,955 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 132 00:07:04,988 --> 00:07:07,557 What the fuck is with all this? 133 00:07:07,591 --> 00:07:10,427 - Your fancy New Year's Eve party was lacking a theme. 134 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:13,430 So, it's me and my Petettes to the rescue! 135 00:07:13,463 --> 00:07:14,998 - Uh, I'm sorry, your what? 136 00:07:15,031 --> 00:07:16,333 - My Petettes. 137 00:07:17,801 --> 00:07:19,936 You're not on Murder Fiend? 138 00:07:19,970 --> 00:07:20,937 - Oh, that creepy app? 139 00:07:20,971 --> 00:07:23,473 Well, people kept trying to add me, but no way. 140 00:07:23,506 --> 00:07:24,507 - You should be. 141 00:07:24,541 --> 00:07:25,909 It's totes legit. - Mm-hmm. 142 00:07:25,942 --> 00:07:28,345 - It's run by some secret ex-cop or detective. 143 00:07:28,378 --> 00:07:30,080 And as a terror train survivor, 144 00:07:30,113 --> 00:07:32,682 you'd be more popular than Carne in a knife shop. 145 00:07:32,716 --> 00:07:33,850 - Um, not funny. 146 00:07:33,883 --> 00:07:35,585 And we do have a theme. It's-- 147 00:07:35,619 --> 00:07:38,555 - Right, it's: "Kill the old year to ring in the new one. 148 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:39,689 Blah, blah, blah, blah." 149 00:07:39,723 --> 00:07:40,657 - Hey, hey, hey! 150 00:07:41,925 --> 00:07:44,060 I think it's nice. - Thank you. 151 00:07:44,094 --> 00:07:45,295 - You're welcome. 152 00:07:45,328 --> 00:07:48,398 - And I think if you're gonna party on the terror train... 153 00:07:49,499 --> 00:07:50,867 you should embrace it. 154 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:53,536 - Yeah, I'm throwing this party 155 00:07:53,570 --> 00:07:55,839 to get over the past, not to wallow in it. 156 00:07:55,872 --> 00:07:57,140 (Clicking tongue) 157 00:07:57,173 --> 00:08:00,610 - OK, well, this one-way ticket to Snoresville didn't sell out 158 00:08:00,644 --> 00:08:03,480 until I blasted it all over Murder Fiend. 159 00:08:03,513 --> 00:08:06,616 So, money-losing embarrassment for your frat, 160 00:08:06,650 --> 00:08:08,551 rammed PR opportunity... 161 00:08:08,585 --> 00:08:09,886 (Exhaling sharply) 162 00:08:11,388 --> 00:08:12,989 You kind of owe me. 163 00:08:13,023 --> 00:08:14,791 - Ladies, stay back. 164 00:08:15,959 --> 00:08:17,761 Car one, exoskeleton intact, 165 00:08:17,794 --> 00:08:20,730 though, uh, it could use some de-rusting. 166 00:08:22,132 --> 00:08:23,066 What's up? 167 00:08:25,101 --> 00:08:26,870 I'm just ensuring you fine young ladies 168 00:08:26,903 --> 00:08:28,571 ride in absolute safety. 169 00:08:28,605 --> 00:08:30,006 - Don't do that. 170 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,909 - No, they need to know I didn't come unprepared. 171 00:08:32,942 --> 00:08:35,011 This little baby... - Oh... 172 00:08:35,045 --> 00:08:37,681 - ...will silence the lambs if the lambs start squawking. 173 00:08:37,714 --> 00:08:39,783 - Wow, yeah, that is really impressive. 174 00:08:39,816 --> 00:08:44,621 - And if the S-H really I-Ts the fan... 175 00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:45,822 (High-pitched): Aaah. 176 00:08:47,857 --> 00:08:51,695 (Normal voice): And I take a, "Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! 177 00:08:51,728 --> 00:08:54,931 Kill them all and let God sort them out," approach. 178 00:08:54,964 --> 00:08:56,499 - Put that thing away. 179 00:08:56,533 --> 00:08:58,601 - OK, what is with the geek squad 180 00:08:58,635 --> 00:08:59,803 playing cops and lame-os? 181 00:08:59,836 --> 00:09:01,538 - I--I know exactly what it is now, 182 00:09:01,571 --> 00:09:02,739 what you're going for. 183 00:09:02,772 --> 00:09:04,507 You--you... That's a... 184 00:09:04,541 --> 00:09:06,142 No, the real Pet has fucking... 185 00:09:06,176 --> 00:09:08,111 (Whistling) 186 00:09:08,144 --> 00:09:10,480 ...out to here and an ass, I mean, a bit, well-- 187 00:09:10,513 --> 00:09:11,715 - I am the real Pet. 188 00:09:13,550 --> 00:09:18,154 And you are a sexist little creep. 189 00:09:19,589 --> 00:09:21,458 - Oh my. 190 00:09:21,491 --> 00:09:23,426 Paraphrasing the Book of Daniel, 191 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:26,696 never meet your heroes, lest their feet be made of clay. 192 00:09:28,631 --> 00:09:29,766 (Sighing) 193 00:09:29,799 --> 00:09:31,668 - I know. I'm sorry. 194 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:33,103 He's a--a Kavenlow. 195 00:09:33,136 --> 00:09:34,904 Basically, a--a legacy for our frat, 196 00:09:34,938 --> 00:09:36,072 so we had to let him in. 197 00:09:39,109 --> 00:09:40,977 - (Woman): Oh my God. 198 00:09:43,913 --> 00:09:47,083 - Fuck me with a chainsaw. 199 00:09:51,588 --> 00:09:53,623 Who invited him? 200 00:09:53,656 --> 00:09:55,959 - Well, he's actually performing tonight. 201 00:09:58,595 --> 00:10:00,096 (Exhaling sharply) 202 00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:03,199 - And you're not wallowing in the past at all. 203 00:10:21,151 --> 00:10:23,119 - Ready to get your New Year's on? 204 00:10:26,723 --> 00:10:27,824 Wow! 205 00:10:29,125 --> 00:10:30,894 You look amazing! 206 00:10:33,963 --> 00:10:36,166 - Claudia, I don't think I can do this. 207 00:10:36,199 --> 00:10:37,200 - Hey... 208 00:10:39,269 --> 00:10:41,204 Yes, you can. 209 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:45,675 Seriously, you don't realize how strong you are. 210 00:10:45,708 --> 00:10:47,610 (Scoffing) 211 00:10:47,644 --> 00:10:48,945 - You keep saying that, 212 00:10:48,978 --> 00:10:51,214 but I sure don't feel very strong. 213 00:10:51,247 --> 00:10:55,084 - Listen, the same woman who faced down a murderer 214 00:10:55,118 --> 00:10:57,887 can sure as heck handle a ride on a killer-free train. 215 00:11:00,023 --> 00:11:01,491 And... 216 00:11:02,859 --> 00:11:06,229 I'll be right here for anything you need. 217 00:11:08,698 --> 00:11:12,168 But you know what your therapist would say: 218 00:11:13,870 --> 00:11:16,039 "Take the first step yourself." 219 00:11:16,072 --> 00:11:18,608 The first step as the new you. 220 00:11:19,876 --> 00:11:21,044 (Exhaling slowly) 221 00:11:22,846 --> 00:11:24,047 Let's go. 222 00:11:25,915 --> 00:11:26,916 - Yeah. 223 00:11:34,224 --> 00:11:36,693 - Hocus brocus, look who it is. 224 00:11:36,726 --> 00:11:39,329 Pardon the intrusion, but I need to know. 225 00:11:39,362 --> 00:11:41,631 How did you survive your many mortal wounds 226 00:11:41,664 --> 00:11:42,799 that horrible night? 227 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,300 Was it magic? 228 00:11:44,334 --> 00:11:47,036 - Nope. I'm just a plain old escape artist. 229 00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:49,572 - Wait, you're saying you escaped death? 230 00:11:49,606 --> 00:11:50,540 How? 231 00:11:51,741 --> 00:11:53,977 - A magician never reveals his secrets. 232 00:11:55,311 --> 00:11:56,579 (Scoffing) 233 00:12:23,373 --> 00:12:25,275 (Exhaling slowly) 234 00:12:32,749 --> 00:12:34,584 (Inhaling deeply, exhaling slowly) 235 00:12:49,766 --> 00:12:51,034 Here we go again. 236 00:12:55,405 --> 00:12:56,706 - Holy fuck. 237 00:12:56,739 --> 00:12:57,774 - Is there a problem? 238 00:12:57,807 --> 00:13:00,276 - Not a security problem. So, you can stand down. 239 00:13:01,444 --> 00:13:03,246 Just can't believe who's showing up 240 00:13:03,279 --> 00:13:04,347 to this train wreck. 241 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:05,715 - Bad joke, boss. 242 00:13:06,950 --> 00:13:08,718 And, besides, you came back. 243 00:13:08,751 --> 00:13:11,154 - Yeah, well, job offers weren't exactly rolling in 244 00:13:11,187 --> 00:13:12,388 after last time. 245 00:13:12,422 --> 00:13:13,423 - Hmm. 246 00:13:13,456 --> 00:13:14,958 - These folks... 247 00:13:14,991 --> 00:13:17,393 - Let's just hope lightning doesn't strike twice. 248 00:13:20,196 --> 00:13:21,998 - OK, everyone, welcome. 249 00:13:22,031 --> 00:13:24,000 This year, we have security. 250 00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:26,936 And they will be enforcing a very strict set of rules, 251 00:13:26,970 --> 00:13:29,672 starting with no smoking of any kind. 252 00:13:29,706 --> 00:13:31,741 - (Man): Ah, what? 253 00:13:31,774 --> 00:13:33,409 - And, obviously, there will be no weapons, 254 00:13:33,443 --> 00:13:35,878 costume or otherwise. 255 00:13:37,046 --> 00:13:39,115 - It's gonna be a fun, safe night. 256 00:13:39,148 --> 00:13:41,985 And now, the train is connected to the rest of the world 257 00:13:42,018 --> 00:13:44,320 via a very strong Wi-Fi satellite signal. 258 00:13:44,354 --> 00:13:46,723 So, you can post till 259 00:13:46,756 --> 00:13:48,992 your little New Year's Eve heart's content. 260 00:13:49,025 --> 00:13:51,427 OK, everyone, you can start boarding. 261 00:13:51,461 --> 00:13:54,197 And once we're all on the train, we'll be off and running. 262 00:13:54,230 --> 00:13:56,132 (Crowd cheering) 263 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,936 - State of the art, my ass. 264 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,371 Look it, this signal's basic AF. 265 00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:02,805 - It's fine. - No, it's not. 266 00:14:02,839 --> 00:14:04,040 It should be super-fine, man. 267 00:14:04,073 --> 00:14:05,908 I'm telling you. She said state of the art. 268 00:14:05,942 --> 00:14:06,909 This isn't shit. 269 00:14:06,943 --> 00:14:09,112 I'll see what I can do to give it that juice. 270 00:14:09,145 --> 00:14:10,713 I'm gonna check the cars. 271 00:14:10,747 --> 00:14:12,482 I'm... Listen, I got a few things to do. 272 00:14:12,515 --> 00:14:15,184 - Whatever. But the train's boarding, so don't miss it. 273 00:14:15,218 --> 00:14:16,185 - I'm not gonna miss it. 274 00:14:17,286 --> 00:14:19,188 (Indistinct chatter) 275 00:14:25,294 --> 00:14:27,230 Negatory on incendiary. 276 00:14:27,263 --> 00:14:29,198 Car two, A1 go. 277 00:14:29,232 --> 00:14:31,701 Repeat, Car two's a go. 278 00:14:32,769 --> 00:14:34,003 - See? 279 00:14:34,037 --> 00:14:35,238 Over-the-top safe. 280 00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:39,042 (Indistinct chatter) 281 00:14:42,945 --> 00:14:43,980 (Sighing) 282 00:14:49,552 --> 00:14:50,486 - You OK? 283 00:14:51,921 --> 00:14:53,222 - Uh, I'm fine. 284 00:15:08,004 --> 00:15:10,807 - OK. Hurry, I really gotta drain the main vein. 285 00:15:15,812 --> 00:15:17,547 (Exhaling slowly) 286 00:15:17,580 --> 00:15:19,148 (Urinating) 287 00:15:19,182 --> 00:15:20,216 (Metal clanging) 288 00:15:24,187 --> 00:15:25,955 (Urinating) 289 00:15:25,988 --> 00:15:27,323 (Train whistling) 290 00:15:27,356 --> 00:15:28,424 (Talking, indistinct) 291 00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:29,392 Hey! Hey! Hey! 292 00:15:31,194 --> 00:15:33,196 - OK, people, last call! 293 00:15:41,971 --> 00:15:43,473 - Hey! No, no, no, no! 294 00:15:43,506 --> 00:15:45,942 Hey, come on! Don't forget the Wil! 295 00:15:45,975 --> 00:15:46,976 Wait, I'm here! 296 00:15:50,012 --> 00:15:51,914 (Train whistling) 297 00:15:58,221 --> 00:16:00,089 Nobody. Oof, mine. 298 00:16:04,327 --> 00:16:05,528 Oh, shit! Holy f... 299 00:16:05,561 --> 00:16:06,963 (Chuckling) 300 00:16:06,996 --> 00:16:08,464 You scared the shit out of me. 301 00:16:08,498 --> 00:16:09,532 What are you doing? 302 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,904 I'm not sure what you're on, friend, but, you know, like-- 303 00:16:14,937 --> 00:16:15,938 Ah! 304 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,819 (Breathing shakily) 305 00:16:41,164 --> 00:16:42,098 - What's going on? 306 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,466 (Sobbing) 307 00:16:43,499 --> 00:16:44,934 I ca-can't do this! 308 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:47,336 - Alana, what's going on? 309 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:48,971 Alana, I... 310 00:16:49,005 --> 00:16:50,973 - What is it? 311 00:16:51,007 --> 00:16:52,475 - I-it turns out your friend, Pet-- 312 00:16:52,508 --> 00:16:54,343 - She's not my friend. 313 00:16:54,377 --> 00:16:57,013 - She's hijacked this event and has turned it into 314 00:16:57,046 --> 00:16:59,615 some quasi true crime terror train reunion. 315 00:16:59,649 --> 00:17:01,584 (Sighing) 316 00:17:03,052 --> 00:17:04,487 - You knew about this? 317 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:07,323 - OK, I may have gotten the sense of it this morning-- 318 00:17:07,356 --> 00:17:09,192 - You should've told me before I got on! 319 00:17:09,225 --> 00:17:10,593 - Look, I know it's fucked up, 320 00:17:10,626 --> 00:17:13,062 but if you want to face your fears, 321 00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:16,332 this is facing your fears all the way. 322 00:17:16,365 --> 00:17:20,303 - No, this is completely disrespectful. 323 00:17:20,336 --> 00:17:22,271 - O-of course. Completely. 324 00:17:22,305 --> 00:17:24,106 So, we can do one of two things. 325 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:27,009 - We can't do anything. I'm trapped on here. 326 00:17:27,043 --> 00:17:28,144 - Ask to stop the train. 327 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:29,178 - They won't stop it! 328 00:17:29,212 --> 00:17:30,446 - Go back to the apartment 329 00:17:30,479 --> 00:17:33,149 and ring in the New Year in front of the TV. 330 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:36,919 Or we can stay on board 331 00:17:36,953 --> 00:17:40,056 and stop letting fear control us. 332 00:17:40,089 --> 00:17:42,425 - We aren't doing anything. 333 00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:43,426 It's me. 334 00:17:44,594 --> 00:17:46,028 - You're right. 335 00:17:46,062 --> 00:17:48,164 I--I'm sorry, but I will be right there with you. 336 00:17:49,999 --> 00:17:51,667 (Inhaling, exhaling deeply) 337 00:17:53,135 --> 00:17:56,405 - Everywhere I look around, I see memories. 338 00:17:58,441 --> 00:17:59,642 None of them are good. 339 00:18:01,577 --> 00:18:03,279 - I know. 340 00:18:03,312 --> 00:18:06,148 But they're just memories. 341 00:18:06,182 --> 00:18:07,416 That's all. 342 00:18:07,450 --> 00:18:08,517 OK? 343 00:18:12,488 --> 00:18:14,724 - I can do this. 344 00:18:14,757 --> 00:18:17,126 - Yeah. You totally can! 345 00:18:17,159 --> 00:18:18,294 - Yeah. 346 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:19,462 (Sniffling) 347 00:18:27,136 --> 00:18:29,071 - Holy muerte mother of murder! 348 00:18:29,105 --> 00:18:30,273 You're her! Alana, can I ha-- 349 00:18:30,306 --> 00:18:31,440 - No, you can't! 350 00:18:31,474 --> 00:18:33,242 - Whoa, just calm down. 351 00:18:33,276 --> 00:18:34,977 - I will when you back the fuck down. 352 00:18:35,011 --> 00:18:37,213 - Ooh! - Real people over here. 353 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,448 And trust me, you don't want to see me when I'm angry. 354 00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:42,151 - (Sarcastically): Ooh, I'm so scared. 355 00:18:42,184 --> 00:18:44,053 (Chuckling) 356 00:18:44,086 --> 00:18:46,489 This bitch thinks she's some superhero or something? 357 00:18:46,522 --> 00:18:48,190 Take a chill pill. 358 00:18:50,026 --> 00:18:51,360 (Exhaling sharply) 359 00:18:51,394 --> 00:18:54,030 - OK, wow. - Yeah. 360 00:18:54,063 --> 00:18:56,666 Something about you brings out my mean mama-bear claws. 361 00:18:56,699 --> 00:18:58,434 But you've got this, Alana. 362 00:18:58,467 --> 00:19:00,069 You do. 363 00:19:01,337 --> 00:19:02,371 - Yeah. 364 00:19:03,506 --> 00:19:06,509 - There you go, my Petettes. 365 00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:09,245 Happy New Year's. Stabs and hisses! 366 00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:10,446 (Kissing) 367 00:19:10,479 --> 00:19:13,049 - Hey, could I grab a screaming selfie? 368 00:19:13,082 --> 00:19:14,183 - Of course. 369 00:19:14,216 --> 00:19:15,418 They're just $10. 370 00:19:15,451 --> 00:19:17,486 - Wait, seriously? 371 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,489 - Oh, but you get a selfie with me, 372 00:19:20,523 --> 00:19:24,260 which means you'll for sure get hundreds of new followers. 373 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:25,494 That's a bargain. 374 00:19:25,528 --> 00:19:28,497 - Yeah, it would be for a selfie with Alana. 375 00:19:28,531 --> 00:19:30,666 You know, someone who actually fought Carne. 376 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,368 Tsk-tsk. 377 00:19:32,401 --> 00:19:33,436 Hey! 378 00:19:36,372 --> 00:19:38,808 - This hierarchy of victimhood is gross 379 00:19:38,841 --> 00:19:41,143 and completely disrespectful. 380 00:19:41,177 --> 00:19:42,311 - Say what now? 381 00:19:42,345 --> 00:19:44,046 - I'm the one that made this. 382 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:48,517 I mean, I put the call out to all my fans who, it turns out, 383 00:19:48,551 --> 00:19:50,586 are totes fickle 384 00:19:50,619 --> 00:19:53,055 and complete Alana sycophants blinded by her bullshit. 385 00:19:53,089 --> 00:19:54,690 I mean, like, hello? 386 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:56,792 We all survived that bloodbath. 387 00:19:56,826 --> 00:19:57,760 (Sighing) 388 00:20:00,363 --> 00:20:01,797 Hi! 389 00:20:01,831 --> 00:20:03,733 Streaming live from the terror train, 390 00:20:03,766 --> 00:20:07,169 giving you a little reunion with some of my core survivors. 391 00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:09,171 My BFF Merry. 392 00:20:09,205 --> 00:20:11,440 - Hey, hey, hey! Mortuary Merry here. 393 00:20:11,474 --> 00:20:12,775 - And the Prez! 394 00:20:15,711 --> 00:20:18,314 It's weird being back. 395 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:22,785 But we're doing it for you, because you wanted it. 396 00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:26,255 More soon. 397 00:20:26,288 --> 00:20:28,190 Stabs and kisses. 398 00:20:28,224 --> 00:20:29,158 (Kissing) 399 00:20:31,894 --> 00:20:35,398 For a train terror survivor, major corpse vibes just now. 400 00:20:36,565 --> 00:20:38,734 - Yeah, because I organized all this 401 00:20:38,768 --> 00:20:40,536 to put that awful night behind us. 402 00:20:40,569 --> 00:20:43,539 - Hey, we all deal with surviving in our own ways, OK? 403 00:20:43,572 --> 00:20:45,741 - But that night fucked us up. 404 00:20:45,775 --> 00:20:48,144 So, I say we monetize it 405 00:20:48,177 --> 00:20:50,346 and turn those lemons into Cristal. 406 00:20:50,379 --> 00:20:51,514 - Mmm, yes. 407 00:20:51,547 --> 00:20:53,783 Champagne would be very nice right now 408 00:20:53,816 --> 00:20:55,551 and very New Year's. 409 00:20:58,888 --> 00:21:00,756 (Breathing shakily) 410 00:21:03,159 --> 00:21:04,460 - OK? Alana, you're OK. 411 00:21:04,493 --> 00:21:05,428 (Breathing shakily) 412 00:21:05,461 --> 00:21:06,562 You're OK! 413 00:21:07,663 --> 00:21:09,398 - Alana's here? 414 00:21:09,432 --> 00:21:11,367 - Did you invite her? 415 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,369 - What? No, no, of course not. 416 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:15,905 I never thought she'd show up in a million years. 417 00:21:15,938 --> 00:21:17,606 - You're OK. We talked about this. 418 00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,674 (Breathing shakily) 419 00:21:18,707 --> 00:21:20,242 Everything's OK. It's not real! 420 00:21:20,276 --> 00:21:21,577 (Sobbing) 421 00:21:21,610 --> 00:21:24,213 - Stop saying it's OK when it's obviously not OK! 422 00:21:24,246 --> 00:21:25,448 I need--I need space. 423 00:21:25,481 --> 00:21:26,549 - A-alana! 424 00:21:26,582 --> 00:21:27,716 ♪♪ ...my demons ♪ 425 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,752 ♪ All my thoughts are committing treason ♪ 426 00:21:29,785 --> 00:21:33,155 ♪ All alone who gonna hear me screaming? Ah ♪ 427 00:21:33,189 --> 00:21:35,324 ♪ Manifestations of my fears 428 00:21:35,357 --> 00:21:37,660 ♪ Regret that's stretched out for light-years ♪ 429 00:21:37,693 --> 00:21:40,329 ♪ Can almost touch the light Homie, it's right there ♪ 430 00:21:40,362 --> 00:21:42,364 ♪ Body free but trapped in my nightmares ♪ 431 00:21:42,398 --> 00:21:44,633 ♪ Wake me up Don't let me drown ♪ 432 00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:47,770 ♪ All the lights are fading now ♪♪ 433 00:21:47,803 --> 00:21:51,207 - Someone get Alana an adult diaper! 434 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,908 'Cause girl just lost her shit? 435 00:21:55,644 --> 00:21:59,648 It makes me wonder if she's really such a hero 436 00:21:59,682 --> 00:22:01,350 or if she just got lucky 437 00:22:01,383 --> 00:22:03,552 and now can't handle the pressure. 438 00:22:04,887 --> 00:22:05,921 It's sad. 439 00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:08,691 - That's an understatement. 440 00:22:10,526 --> 00:22:12,628 - I know, right? 441 00:22:12,661 --> 00:22:15,464 Like, since when did Alana become so extra? 442 00:22:15,498 --> 00:22:18,367 - Maybe when she saw a sicko like you trying 443 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,603 to turn a tragedy into your own personal brand 444 00:22:20,636 --> 00:22:22,805 for some lame-ass murder app. 445 00:22:22,838 --> 00:22:24,940 - Hypocrite alert. 446 00:22:24,974 --> 00:22:26,475 - Excuse me? 447 00:22:26,509 --> 00:22:29,411 - Ah! Guess what, babe? 448 00:22:29,445 --> 00:22:33,916 People are here tonight to gawk at you, 449 00:22:33,949 --> 00:22:35,918 not to experience your magique . 450 00:22:37,486 --> 00:22:40,222 - You know, I wish Carne had done the world a favor... 451 00:22:43,459 --> 00:22:47,329 and sliced that smug smile off your face. 452 00:22:52,601 --> 00:22:53,569 - Hear that? 453 00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:56,572 He just threatened me. 454 00:22:56,605 --> 00:22:58,641 Psycho! 455 00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:09,752 - Maybe it wasn't such a good idea coming here tonight. 456 00:23:11,053 --> 00:23:11,987 I need a drink. 457 00:23:12,021 --> 00:23:13,989 (Sighing) 458 00:23:14,023 --> 00:23:15,858 - And I need to go back to my Petettes. 459 00:23:21,330 --> 00:23:22,364 Hi, guys. 460 00:23:22,398 --> 00:23:24,333 Did you see how scary he was? 461 00:23:24,366 --> 00:23:25,267 I know. 462 00:23:25,301 --> 00:23:27,870 OK, now make sure you get my good side, OK? 463 00:23:29,305 --> 00:23:31,307 ♪♪ Wake me up Don't let me drown ♪ 464 00:23:33,709 --> 00:23:36,345 ♪ All the lights are fading now ♪ 465 00:23:38,647 --> 00:23:40,716 ♪ Wake me up don't let me drown ♪ 466 00:23:43,619 --> 00:23:45,854 ♪ All the lights are fading now ♪ 467 00:23:45,888 --> 00:23:48,357 ♪ All the lights are fading now ♪♪ 468 00:23:53,729 --> 00:23:55,331 (Sighing) 469 00:24:00,035 --> 00:24:01,770 (Knocking on door, sighing) 470 00:24:01,804 --> 00:24:03,372 - Sorry, Claudia. 471 00:24:03,405 --> 00:24:05,841 I just need a few minutes alone, please. 472 00:24:05,874 --> 00:24:07,676 (Door unlocking, opening) 473 00:24:09,111 --> 00:24:10,312 - Can I come in? 474 00:24:12,448 --> 00:24:13,782 - O-of course, sorry. 475 00:24:13,816 --> 00:24:16,685 I--I probably shouldn't even be in here right now. 476 00:24:16,719 --> 00:24:17,686 - No, it's OK. 477 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,922 I just wanted to know why the door was locked. 478 00:24:19,955 --> 00:24:21,590 - Oh. 479 00:24:21,624 --> 00:24:23,425 That's because some of the fans 480 00:24:23,459 --> 00:24:25,861 that I didn't expect to see here tonight are just-- 481 00:24:25,894 --> 00:24:26,996 - Creepy as fuck? 482 00:24:27,029 --> 00:24:28,030 - Yeah. 483 00:24:29,832 --> 00:24:32,368 - You're here. 484 00:24:32,401 --> 00:24:33,435 (Chuckling) 485 00:24:33,469 --> 00:24:34,837 You came to this. 486 00:24:34,870 --> 00:24:36,572 - Surprise! 487 00:24:37,706 --> 00:24:38,774 (Talking, indistinct) 488 00:24:38,807 --> 00:24:41,377 (Laughing) 489 00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:43,512 Looks like we're both determined to make this 490 00:24:43,545 --> 00:24:44,813 as awkward as possible, huh? 491 00:24:44,847 --> 00:24:45,814 - Yeah, looks that way. 492 00:24:45,848 --> 00:24:46,949 - Can I go first 493 00:24:46,982 --> 00:24:49,918 since I'm the one who owes you an apology? 494 00:24:49,952 --> 00:24:51,053 - Go ahead. 495 00:24:51,086 --> 00:24:53,389 (Exhaling sharply) 496 00:24:53,422 --> 00:24:57,760 - Taking Carne's job, I just didn't understand, 497 00:24:57,793 --> 00:24:59,962 after everything we went through, how you could-- 498 00:24:59,995 --> 00:25:01,130 - Step foot on this train? 499 00:25:01,163 --> 00:25:03,399 Let alone take her job. 500 00:25:03,432 --> 00:25:04,566 I know. 501 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:05,801 Believe me, 502 00:25:05,834 --> 00:25:08,504 this is the last place I thought I'd be, 503 00:25:08,537 --> 00:25:12,474 but I just needed to work. 504 00:25:13,909 --> 00:25:14,943 And the raise helped. 505 00:25:14,977 --> 00:25:16,612 (Laughing) 506 00:25:16,645 --> 00:25:17,880 - I understand. 507 00:25:17,913 --> 00:25:20,549 I'm sorry for being such a self-involved jerk. 508 00:25:20,582 --> 00:25:22,651 - You know what the fucked up thing is? 509 00:25:22,685 --> 00:25:24,553 I mean, yes, it was hard. 510 00:25:24,586 --> 00:25:28,390 The first shift I had, I had a panic attack. 511 00:25:28,424 --> 00:25:32,161 But since then, it's almost been sort of-- 512 00:25:32,194 --> 00:25:34,997 - Therapeutic? - Yeah, in a way. 513 00:25:35,030 --> 00:25:38,867 I think it's helped me work through this. 514 00:25:40,936 --> 00:25:42,404 Is that why you're here? 515 00:25:42,438 --> 00:25:44,807 Put all this stuff behind you? 516 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,742 - God no. I'm here for the fans. 517 00:25:46,775 --> 00:25:48,510 (Laughing) 518 00:25:50,713 --> 00:25:52,014 Carne didn't kill me, 519 00:25:52,047 --> 00:25:54,650 but my life will never be the same. 520 00:25:55,751 --> 00:25:57,453 - Carne's dead. 521 00:25:57,486 --> 00:25:59,555 - We don't know that. They never found her body. 522 00:26:01,223 --> 00:26:04,727 - Well, I'm glad you're here. 523 00:26:06,028 --> 00:26:08,564 And though it might be overwhelming in this train 524 00:26:08,597 --> 00:26:10,065 full of stone-cold weirdos... 525 00:26:10,099 --> 00:26:11,734 (Chuckling) 526 00:26:11,767 --> 00:26:13,635 ...we should try and get out there. 527 00:26:13,669 --> 00:26:15,003 Have fun. 528 00:26:16,238 --> 00:26:17,673 Take your power back. 529 00:26:18,974 --> 00:26:21,009 - I will. I promise. 530 00:26:21,043 --> 00:26:22,711 - Good. 531 00:26:22,745 --> 00:26:24,680 - And New Year's resolution, 532 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:26,715 to always be there for each other. 533 00:26:30,686 --> 00:26:31,754 - Always. 534 00:26:33,689 --> 00:26:35,491 Do you want me to lock that door? 535 00:26:35,524 --> 00:26:37,659 - Oh, yes. 536 00:26:37,693 --> 00:26:38,927 Thank you. 537 00:26:40,896 --> 00:26:43,966 ♪♪ We gonna take it, gonna take it, gonna take it ♪ 538 00:26:43,999 --> 00:26:45,834 ♪ Gonna take it, gonna take it ♪ 539 00:26:45,868 --> 00:26:47,736 ♪ Gonna take it, gonna take it 540 00:26:47,770 --> 00:26:49,972 ♪ Gonna take it, gonna take it ♪♪ 541 00:26:50,005 --> 00:26:50,973 (Exhaling slowly) 542 00:27:00,182 --> 00:27:02,985 - Hello, my Petettes! 543 00:27:03,018 --> 00:27:07,089 What a lively party for such a deadly train! 544 00:27:07,122 --> 00:27:09,191 (Crowd cheering) 545 00:27:09,224 --> 00:27:11,960 OK, now, scream like Carne just stabbed you 546 00:27:11,994 --> 00:27:13,162 with a meat cleaver. 547 00:27:13,195 --> 00:27:14,997 (Crowd screaming) 548 00:27:16,565 --> 00:27:19,001 Now, laugh like you just saw Carne die in front of you. 549 00:27:19,034 --> 00:27:20,135 (Crowd laughing) 550 00:27:20,169 --> 00:27:23,572 Now, scream as if you just walked into Jackson dead 551 00:27:23,605 --> 00:27:24,940 on the bathroom. 552 00:27:24,973 --> 00:27:27,843 (Crowd screaming) 553 00:27:27,876 --> 00:27:29,211 Now, let's dance! 554 00:27:29,244 --> 00:27:30,712 (Crowd cheering) 555 00:27:30,746 --> 00:27:33,482 (♪ Pop playing on PA, lyrics indistinct ♪) 556 00:27:43,792 --> 00:27:45,227 (Knocking on door) 557 00:27:45,260 --> 00:27:46,895 - Hold on a sec. 558 00:27:46,929 --> 00:27:48,697 (Exhaling sharply) 559 00:27:52,301 --> 00:27:54,236 (Gasping, breathing shakily) 560 00:27:54,269 --> 00:27:57,606 OK, that costume is in really bad taste 561 00:27:57,639 --> 00:28:00,075 on a train that is drowning in bad taste. 562 00:28:00,108 --> 00:28:01,710 (Sighing) 563 00:28:01,743 --> 00:28:04,146 I just want to ring in the New Year with my friends. 564 00:28:04,179 --> 00:28:06,014 If you want a picture with me, fine. 565 00:28:06,048 --> 00:28:07,616 But after that, I'm off limits. 566 00:28:07,649 --> 00:28:10,085 You know what? Fuck you! 567 00:28:10,118 --> 00:28:12,654 (Grunting, screaming) 568 00:28:12,688 --> 00:28:15,023 Help! Somebody help me please! 569 00:28:15,057 --> 00:28:17,726 Help! Please help! 570 00:28:27,102 --> 00:28:29,037 (Grunting) 571 00:28:29,071 --> 00:28:29,938 (Breathing heavily) 572 00:28:29,972 --> 00:28:31,740 - Are you OK? - It's Carne! She's back! 573 00:28:31,773 --> 00:28:32,741 - No, it's not. 574 00:28:32,774 --> 00:28:34,877 - Oh my God! 575 00:28:34,910 --> 00:28:36,812 Oh! 576 00:28:36,845 --> 00:28:40,649 Ah, you broke my fucking nose! 577 00:28:40,682 --> 00:28:41,783 - Happy New Year. 578 00:28:41,817 --> 00:28:42,985 - I'm gonna sue you. 579 00:28:43,018 --> 00:28:45,053 You and that fucking coward! 580 00:28:45,087 --> 00:28:46,688 - What's that? - Ah! 581 00:28:46,722 --> 00:28:48,690 - You want to say that again? 582 00:28:48,724 --> 00:28:50,592 - You're psychotic! 583 00:28:50,626 --> 00:28:51,994 - I've never sawn a woman in half, 584 00:28:52,027 --> 00:28:53,328 at least not with an axe. 585 00:28:53,362 --> 00:28:54,863 Sure like to try, though. 586 00:28:54,897 --> 00:28:57,032 - Hey, hey, it's OK. Just let her go. 587 00:28:57,065 --> 00:29:00,102 - What the hell are you doing? - He's trying to kill me! 588 00:29:00,135 --> 00:29:03,138 - No, I'm teaching not to chase people through a train 589 00:29:03,171 --> 00:29:04,139 with a real fucking axe! 590 00:29:04,172 --> 00:29:06,108 Here. 591 00:29:06,141 --> 00:29:07,809 - That's mine. 592 00:29:07,843 --> 00:29:09,811 - You get out of here! 593 00:29:09,845 --> 00:29:12,114 And you, stick to your stupid magic tricks. 594 00:29:13,849 --> 00:29:15,384 - When we get back, 595 00:29:15,417 --> 00:29:16,818 you're gonna hear from my lawyers. 596 00:29:16,852 --> 00:29:18,053 Guaranteed! 597 00:29:18,086 --> 00:29:20,923 - Well, I think she's going to sue you. 598 00:29:22,057 --> 00:29:23,792 - I've survived worse. 599 00:29:23,825 --> 00:29:25,093 (Chuckling) 600 00:29:31,266 --> 00:29:32,935 What? - Yeah, nothing. 601 00:29:32,968 --> 00:29:35,304 I'm--I'm just surprised to see you here tonight. 602 00:29:35,337 --> 00:29:37,606 - Who doesn't love a magic show? 603 00:29:39,041 --> 00:29:40,776 I've gotta make a buck, Alana. 604 00:29:40,809 --> 00:29:43,345 I know it's hard, but try not to judge? 605 00:29:45,681 --> 00:29:47,249 - Well, want to get a drink? 606 00:29:48,951 --> 00:29:50,118 - How about 10? 607 00:29:50,152 --> 00:29:51,353 (Chuckling) 608 00:29:54,890 --> 00:29:57,292 - Goddamn dick-ass magician. 609 00:29:58,860 --> 00:30:00,762 Fuck him and that fucking coward. 610 00:30:05,434 --> 00:30:06,702 Ugh! 611 00:30:10,806 --> 00:30:13,408 So, I'm just a train conductor now? 612 00:30:13,442 --> 00:30:14,977 (Sighing) 613 00:30:15,010 --> 00:30:17,679 "Hey, I'm gonna fine you for not having your tickets." 614 00:30:17,713 --> 00:30:18,680 So scary. 615 00:30:20,482 --> 00:30:22,050 I need a goddamn axe. 616 00:30:27,022 --> 00:30:28,223 Ah! 617 00:30:39,134 --> 00:30:40,936 - I'll say one thing about this train, 618 00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:42,137 at least the drinks are free. 619 00:30:42,170 --> 00:30:43,171 (Laughing) 620 00:30:43,205 --> 00:30:45,007 - This is so sick. 621 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,475 He's bleeding like a stuck pig! 622 00:30:46,508 --> 00:30:48,076 - What the fuck? 623 00:30:48,110 --> 00:30:51,079 - They're never scrubbing this off the Internet, no way. 624 00:30:51,113 --> 00:30:52,914 - What do you think you're doing? 625 00:30:52,948 --> 00:30:56,118 These are real people. And they lost their lives! 626 00:30:56,151 --> 00:30:57,319 - (Doc): Someone help! 627 00:30:57,352 --> 00:30:58,787 - What's wrong with you? 628 00:30:58,820 --> 00:31:00,422 (Grunting, glass shattering) 629 00:31:00,455 --> 00:31:02,024 - Alana, chill! 630 00:31:02,057 --> 00:31:03,125 - Chill? 631 00:31:03,158 --> 00:31:05,327 That "cool" video, that was Mo! 632 00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,795 He was my boyfriend. 633 00:31:06,828 --> 00:31:08,096 - There we go again. 634 00:31:08,130 --> 00:31:10,866 Making it all about you. 635 00:31:10,899 --> 00:31:12,267 - What the hell does that mean? 636 00:31:13,335 --> 00:31:15,137 - Wow. 637 00:31:15,170 --> 00:31:17,005 It must be so hard 638 00:31:17,039 --> 00:31:19,975 being the most famous final girl in existence. 639 00:31:20,008 --> 00:31:21,243 (Sniffing) 640 00:31:21,276 --> 00:31:24,012 - Fame is the last thing I want. 641 00:31:24,046 --> 00:31:25,814 You don't know me, Pet. 642 00:31:25,847 --> 00:31:26,948 You never did. 643 00:31:28,316 --> 00:31:29,484 (Sighing) 644 00:31:29,518 --> 00:31:31,319 - I know this much. 645 00:31:31,353 --> 00:31:33,922 Mo spent his last night on Earth 646 00:31:33,955 --> 00:31:36,391 exactly where he wanted... 647 00:31:36,425 --> 00:31:37,325 (Exhaling slowly) 648 00:31:39,828 --> 00:31:41,897 ...with me. 649 00:31:41,930 --> 00:31:43,398 - What the fuck did you just say to me? 650 00:31:43,432 --> 00:31:44,366 - Enough! - Get off me! 651 00:31:44,399 --> 00:31:45,467 - OK, OK. 652 00:31:45,500 --> 00:31:46,968 - Let's--let's take this outside. 653 00:31:49,337 --> 00:31:51,373 (Indistinct chatter) 654 00:31:56,211 --> 00:31:58,146 - Let's just calm all this down, OK? 655 00:31:58,180 --> 00:31:59,014 There's no need for it. 656 00:31:59,047 --> 00:32:00,882 - Everyone that was here that night 657 00:32:00,916 --> 00:32:01,883 is having a shit time. 658 00:32:01,917 --> 00:32:03,118 - Yeah, everyone except her. 659 00:32:03,151 --> 00:32:05,287 - I'm not the one trashing people's things. 660 00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,522 - No, you just hijacked what was a night of healing 661 00:32:07,556 --> 00:32:08,457 with your groupies. 662 00:32:08,490 --> 00:32:10,926 - I'm just giving my fans what they want. 663 00:32:10,959 --> 00:32:12,294 - What you want. - Pet. 664 00:32:16,198 --> 00:32:17,566 Oh, come on! 665 00:32:17,599 --> 00:32:19,868 Give us some space! OK? 666 00:32:19,901 --> 00:32:20,769 - What do you do, 667 00:32:20,802 --> 00:32:22,904 chase after people in car crashes too? 668 00:32:22,938 --> 00:32:23,939 Upload it to YouTube? 669 00:32:25,874 --> 00:32:27,075 - I am so sorry. 670 00:32:27,109 --> 00:32:28,343 I just... 671 00:32:28,376 --> 00:32:31,046 I can't believe it's really you guys, here. 672 00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:34,015 - Well, it's us. We're real. Real people with real feelings. 673 00:32:34,049 --> 00:32:35,083 - Especially tonight. 674 00:32:35,117 --> 00:32:36,885 - I totally get why you're angry. 675 00:32:36,918 --> 00:32:39,187 I got carried away, which is lame, I know. 676 00:32:39,221 --> 00:32:41,890 But, you guys, you're heroes. 677 00:32:41,923 --> 00:32:42,924 - Ah, Jesus. 678 00:32:42,958 --> 00:32:44,960 - I really hope 679 00:32:44,993 --> 00:32:47,028 I didn't make anything worse tonight, really! 680 00:32:48,296 --> 00:32:49,831 - It's--it's fine. 681 00:32:49,865 --> 00:32:51,266 - What's your name? 682 00:32:51,299 --> 00:32:53,301 - JP and it's short for Jean-Paul. 683 00:32:54,436 --> 00:32:57,205 - Oh la la . Jean-Paul? 684 00:32:57,239 --> 00:33:00,208 - But that costume of yours-- 685 00:33:00,242 --> 00:33:01,510 - Is it too much? 686 00:33:01,543 --> 00:33:04,012 - It's a little triggering, yeah. 687 00:33:04,045 --> 00:33:05,480 - It's OK, you didn't know. 688 00:33:05,514 --> 00:33:07,282 He's just a kid. 689 00:33:09,084 --> 00:33:12,287 How about we find you something more appropriate to wear, OK? 690 00:33:17,592 --> 00:33:19,995 - And on that note, I got a show to do. 691 00:33:24,933 --> 00:33:26,835 (Scoffing) 692 00:33:33,074 --> 00:33:36,278 OK, you can tell me, what card did you choose? 693 00:33:36,311 --> 00:33:38,046 - The eight of hearts. 694 00:33:38,079 --> 00:33:41,616 - Now, what if I told you that the eight of hearts 695 00:33:41,650 --> 00:33:45,020 is on the top of the pile that you just shuffled. 696 00:33:45,053 --> 00:33:47,155 - I don't know but I definitely worship you 697 00:33:47,189 --> 00:33:48,423 like Beelzebub himself. 698 00:33:48,456 --> 00:33:50,392 (Exhaling sharply, crowd chuckling) 699 00:33:53,128 --> 00:33:54,262 (Crowd murmuring) 700 00:33:57,032 --> 00:33:57,999 - (Woman): Yikes... 701 00:34:01,269 --> 00:34:04,506 - OK, maybe not the top card on the pile. 702 00:34:04,539 --> 00:34:05,640 (Crowd chuckling) 703 00:34:05,674 --> 00:34:07,042 Pssh! 704 00:34:07,075 --> 00:34:08,610 - (Man): Ooh! - (Woman): Ouch! 705 00:34:08,643 --> 00:34:09,978 (Scoffing) 706 00:34:10,011 --> 00:34:11,479 - OK, you know what? Here's an idea. 707 00:34:11,513 --> 00:34:12,981 Why don't you just show us 708 00:34:13,014 --> 00:34:15,016 how you survived getting stabbed 8 times? 709 00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:16,484 'Cause that was actual magic. 710 00:34:16,518 --> 00:34:18,153 (Crowd gasping) 711 00:34:18,186 --> 00:34:19,421 - (Woman): Now we're talking. 712 00:34:19,454 --> 00:34:21,489 - Do you think that this is a joke? 713 00:34:21,523 --> 00:34:23,491 (Chuckling) 714 00:34:23,525 --> 00:34:25,994 Do you think that this was easy for any of us 715 00:34:26,027 --> 00:34:27,629 that actually survived that night? 716 00:34:27,662 --> 00:34:31,499 - All right! And that is our magic segment for the night. 717 00:34:31,533 --> 00:34:33,568 - No, what is it about our pain and our suffering 718 00:34:33,602 --> 00:34:36,104 that makes you think it's OK to treat it all 719 00:34:36,137 --> 00:34:37,973 like some live-action role play? 720 00:34:38,006 --> 00:34:41,476 - Uh, those are great questions for later. 721 00:34:41,509 --> 00:34:43,245 So, how about we crank up that music 722 00:34:43,278 --> 00:34:45,280 and plow that dance floor, OK? 723 00:34:45,313 --> 00:34:47,215 (Crowd cheering) 724 00:34:49,417 --> 00:34:50,619 - I'm sorry, man. 725 00:34:50,652 --> 00:34:53,588 - Hey, hey, man, it's OK. I--I get it. 726 00:34:53,622 --> 00:34:55,156 Just take a breather, yeah? 727 00:34:56,458 --> 00:34:58,493 (Indistinct chatter) 728 00:35:00,428 --> 00:35:03,064 - Hey, you OK? 729 00:35:03,098 --> 00:35:05,200 - I--I'm... 730 00:35:05,233 --> 00:35:06,501 - It's OK. Follow me. 731 00:35:16,745 --> 00:35:18,413 (Sighing) 732 00:35:18,446 --> 00:35:20,248 Those people are assholes. 733 00:35:22,217 --> 00:35:23,952 Hey! 734 00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:26,454 (Smacking lips) 735 00:35:26,488 --> 00:35:28,390 - No, it was my act. 736 00:35:30,792 --> 00:35:33,461 I'm all washed up and I can't do anything else. 737 00:35:33,495 --> 00:35:35,330 - Not here. 738 00:35:35,363 --> 00:35:38,600 Not right now on this train full of blood-thirsty fans 739 00:35:38,633 --> 00:35:40,435 being shitty to you. 740 00:35:41,703 --> 00:35:44,572 But you'll get it back. 741 00:35:44,606 --> 00:35:46,341 I promise. 742 00:36:00,522 --> 00:36:01,723 (Chuckling) 743 00:36:04,626 --> 00:36:06,094 - Thank you. 744 00:36:06,127 --> 00:36:07,195 (Swallowing) 745 00:36:07,228 --> 00:36:09,097 It helps. 746 00:36:09,130 --> 00:36:12,367 And, uh, I needed it. 747 00:36:15,170 --> 00:36:16,371 - You and me both. 748 00:36:26,147 --> 00:36:28,149 (Glasses clinking) 749 00:36:28,183 --> 00:36:30,051 (Bottle thudding on table) 750 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,823 - (Woman): Honey, wait for me. - (Man): Yeah, I will. 751 00:36:34,856 --> 00:36:36,358 (Giggling) 752 00:36:36,391 --> 00:36:37,726 - You want to do a circuit? 753 00:36:37,759 --> 00:36:40,261 - No, but it's away from here, I guess. 754 00:36:47,102 --> 00:36:48,536 - (Woman 1): It is so hot in here. 755 00:36:48,570 --> 00:36:51,239 - (Woman 2): Yeah. - (Woman 3): OK, girl... 756 00:36:51,272 --> 00:36:53,675 - Hey, you're Alana's friend, right? 757 00:36:53,708 --> 00:36:55,777 - Yeah. She's here tonight because of me. 758 00:36:56,845 --> 00:36:58,246 - Cool. 759 00:36:59,848 --> 00:37:02,817 How's she doing, really? 760 00:37:02,851 --> 00:37:04,552 - She's fine. 761 00:37:04,586 --> 00:37:08,289 Not perfect, but we're making strides every day. 762 00:37:08,323 --> 00:37:09,524 OK? 763 00:37:12,260 --> 00:37:13,728 - I mean, yeah. I just... 764 00:37:13,762 --> 00:37:16,097 I'm just asking because I'm worried about her. 765 00:37:16,131 --> 00:37:17,165 - Really? 766 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:21,369 You're so concerned you haven't spoken to her in almost a year? 767 00:37:21,403 --> 00:37:22,704 That's a really great friend. 768 00:37:22,737 --> 00:37:25,807 - What Alana and I went through was unspeakable. 769 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:26,875 - Cool. 770 00:37:26,908 --> 00:37:29,144 Great. Good for you. 771 00:37:29,177 --> 00:37:31,179 But I've been the one picking up the pieces. 772 00:37:31,212 --> 00:37:32,414 I've been there for her. 773 00:37:32,447 --> 00:37:35,483 So, please don't come at me like you know anything about her. 774 00:37:38,453 --> 00:37:39,521 (Scoffing) 775 00:37:47,829 --> 00:37:50,365 - It's crazy being back on this train. 776 00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:52,600 - Ha! No shit! 777 00:37:52,634 --> 00:37:54,569 Back to where I almost died. 778 00:37:54,602 --> 00:37:57,572 - I thought you did. Everybody thought you did. 779 00:37:57,605 --> 00:38:00,608 - Trust me, in my will, I left everything I own 780 00:38:00,642 --> 00:38:02,377 to those paramedics, 781 00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:05,380 which is two pairs of sneakers and a box of crackers. 782 00:38:05,413 --> 00:38:06,748 (Chuckling) 783 00:38:06,781 --> 00:38:08,616 Which is why when the Prez reached out, 784 00:38:08,650 --> 00:38:10,118 I jumped at the chance. 785 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:14,789 What's your excuse for being back here? 786 00:38:15,924 --> 00:38:17,459 - Hell, I'm finally doing 787 00:38:17,492 --> 00:38:19,828 what my therapist has been hounding me to do. 788 00:38:19,861 --> 00:38:21,729 - Freak yourself out? 789 00:38:21,763 --> 00:38:23,832 - Freak myself out 790 00:38:23,865 --> 00:38:26,701 so I face my fears so I can get over it all. 791 00:38:28,536 --> 00:38:29,504 Nothing else is working. 792 00:38:29,537 --> 00:38:33,741 So, "New Year, new me," and all that stuff. 793 00:38:37,812 --> 00:38:39,848 - Well, the old you wasn't all that bad. 794 00:38:42,217 --> 00:38:46,221 - I'm sorry I was useless at returning texts. 795 00:38:46,254 --> 00:38:47,422 (Chuckling) 796 00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:49,924 - Or calls or emails. 797 00:38:49,958 --> 00:38:51,292 (Chuckling) 798 00:38:51,326 --> 00:38:53,161 - It was just too much. 799 00:38:54,829 --> 00:38:56,664 It wasn't a rejection. 800 00:38:56,698 --> 00:38:58,333 I just... 801 00:38:58,366 --> 00:39:00,635 Me putting that night behind me. 802 00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:05,240 - Right. 803 00:39:08,943 --> 00:39:10,845 You want to put everything behind you. 804 00:39:12,914 --> 00:39:14,549 Ha! 805 00:39:14,582 --> 00:39:16,351 That's good. 806 00:39:16,384 --> 00:39:17,585 I'm glad. 807 00:39:20,588 --> 00:39:22,190 I'm glad we're here together now. 808 00:39:28,563 --> 00:39:29,964 (Swallowing) 809 00:39:29,998 --> 00:39:34,702 ♪♪ I love you like la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 810 00:39:34,736 --> 00:39:38,439 ♪ I love you like la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 811 00:39:38,473 --> 00:39:41,276 - You are the sexiest woman I've ever met. 812 00:39:41,309 --> 00:39:43,211 (Giggling) 813 00:39:44,879 --> 00:39:46,814 - How about we put that to the test 814 00:39:46,848 --> 00:39:48,516 in one of these lounge cars? 815 00:39:51,586 --> 00:39:53,321 - I'll--I'll get some weed from my bag. 816 00:39:53,354 --> 00:39:54,756 Meet you there? 817 00:40:00,628 --> 00:40:02,330 - Don't keep me waiting too long, OK? 818 00:40:06,601 --> 00:40:07,969 (Giggling) 819 00:40:08,002 --> 00:40:11,439 ♪ I love you like la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 820 00:40:11,472 --> 00:40:13,341 ♪ La, la, la 821 00:40:13,374 --> 00:40:16,878 ♪ I love you like la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 822 00:40:16,911 --> 00:40:18,713 ♪ I love, I love, I love you ♪♪ 823 00:40:24,619 --> 00:40:26,487 - Alana! 824 00:40:26,521 --> 00:40:27,989 There you are! 825 00:40:28,022 --> 00:40:29,724 I've been looking everywhere for you. 826 00:40:29,757 --> 00:40:30,992 - Oh, we were just catching up. 827 00:40:32,060 --> 00:40:33,828 - O... 828 00:40:33,861 --> 00:40:35,597 K. 829 00:40:35,630 --> 00:40:37,031 Well, next time let me know 830 00:40:37,065 --> 00:40:38,967 so I don't worry my silly little head off. 831 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,002 - I will, I promise. Cross my heart. 832 00:40:41,035 --> 00:40:42,036 - Scout's honor? 833 00:40:42,070 --> 00:40:43,771 - There's only room for 834 00:40:43,805 --> 00:40:45,640 one nervous wreck in this friendship. 835 00:40:45,673 --> 00:40:47,709 - K, well, it'll be midnight before we know it. 836 00:40:47,742 --> 00:40:49,377 And I left my phone in the cabin. 837 00:40:49,410 --> 00:40:50,912 But I'll meet you back here super fast. 838 00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,650 - Well, get ready for her to plant a sloppy one on you 839 00:40:55,683 --> 00:40:57,085 when the ball drops. Ha! 840 00:40:57,118 --> 00:41:00,088 - This again? After everything that happened? 841 00:41:00,121 --> 00:41:02,323 - No, she is a little intense. 842 00:41:02,357 --> 00:41:03,992 - She's of the most caring people I've met. 843 00:41:04,025 --> 00:41:05,526 I won't let you shit talk her. 844 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:06,961 - OK, you are right. 845 00:41:06,995 --> 00:41:08,563 You're right. 846 00:41:08,596 --> 00:41:10,531 It's just I see so few good people 847 00:41:10,565 --> 00:41:12,900 that when I meet one in the wild, they confuse me. 848 00:41:12,934 --> 00:41:14,502 (Chuckling) 849 00:41:14,535 --> 00:41:16,804 - OK, I--I'm gonna be right back. 850 00:41:26,381 --> 00:41:28,082 (Breathing heavily) 851 00:41:43,931 --> 00:41:44,899 OK. 852 00:41:44,932 --> 00:41:46,034 (Sighing) 853 00:42:29,877 --> 00:42:31,412 (Exhaling sharply) 854 00:42:43,991 --> 00:42:45,426 (Sighing) 855 00:42:50,064 --> 00:42:51,065 - Aaah! 856 00:42:52,133 --> 00:42:53,067 (Sighing) 857 00:42:58,706 --> 00:42:59,974 (Breathing shakily) 858 00:43:00,007 --> 00:43:01,843 - No, no, no, no, no, this isn't real. 859 00:43:01,876 --> 00:43:03,478 This isn't real. This isn't real. 860 00:43:03,511 --> 00:43:04,912 You're not real. You're not real. 861 00:43:06,514 --> 00:43:07,915 (Sobbing) 862 00:43:10,518 --> 00:43:12,153 (Inhaling deeply, exhaling slowly) 863 00:43:24,999 --> 00:43:26,734 (Sobbing) 864 00:43:29,003 --> 00:43:30,004 (Gasping) 865 00:43:30,037 --> 00:43:32,106 (Breathing heavily) 866 00:43:32,140 --> 00:43:33,508 (Choking) 867 00:43:33,541 --> 00:43:35,810 (Sobbing) 868 00:43:35,843 --> 00:43:37,712 (JP choking) 869 00:43:37,745 --> 00:43:39,013 (Lock clicking) 870 00:43:39,046 --> 00:43:41,015 (Breathing shakily, sobbing) 871 00:43:41,048 --> 00:43:43,718 No, no, no, no, no, no! 872 00:43:43,751 --> 00:43:44,919 Fuck! 873 00:43:51,759 --> 00:43:53,161 - Hey, everyone! 874 00:43:53,194 --> 00:43:54,862 Mortuary Merry here. 875 00:43:54,896 --> 00:43:59,667 And I'm having a terrific time on the terror train! 876 00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:01,602 (Chuckling) 877 00:44:01,636 --> 00:44:02,837 Oh God! Ha ha! 878 00:44:02,870 --> 00:44:05,573 Pet is so much better at this than I am. 879 00:44:05,606 --> 00:44:08,176 Ah! But I'm hotter? 880 00:44:08,209 --> 00:44:09,277 Oh! 881 00:44:09,310 --> 00:44:12,280 Thank you so much, JuguLair666! 882 00:44:12,313 --> 00:44:14,215 You are so sweet. 883 00:44:14,248 --> 00:44:16,217 (Giggling) 884 00:44:16,250 --> 00:44:17,552 Yeah, you know, 885 00:44:17,585 --> 00:44:19,654 it's really weird to be back here. 886 00:44:19,687 --> 00:44:22,523 But, you know, it's great to see everybody. 887 00:44:22,557 --> 00:44:23,825 Yeah. 888 00:44:23,858 --> 00:44:25,726 (Giggling) 889 00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:27,995 Oh, OK. So, I'm actually in this car right now 890 00:44:28,029 --> 00:44:30,531 because I met the cutest guy tonight. 891 00:44:30,565 --> 00:44:32,266 Yeah, not all my luck is bad. 892 00:44:33,601 --> 00:44:34,735 (Giggling) 893 00:44:34,769 --> 00:44:35,903 (Gasping) 894 00:44:35,937 --> 00:44:37,705 Oh my... OK, you guys are bad! 895 00:44:37,738 --> 00:44:38,673 (Laughing) 896 00:44:38,706 --> 00:44:40,007 But yes. 897 00:44:40,041 --> 00:44:42,176 Because I'm hoping that's gonna happen, 898 00:44:42,210 --> 00:44:45,146 this is me giving us some privacy. 899 00:44:45,179 --> 00:44:46,247 (Giggling) 900 00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,982 OK, I will see you guys later. 901 00:44:48,015 --> 00:44:49,283 Bye! 902 00:44:50,651 --> 00:44:51,986 (Exhaling sharply) 903 00:44:53,955 --> 00:44:55,823 (Crying, breathing shakily) 904 00:44:58,125 --> 00:45:00,027 (Sniffling, whimpering) 905 00:45:15,676 --> 00:45:17,612 (Sobbing) 906 00:45:22,984 --> 00:45:24,986 (Crying, screaming) 907 00:45:25,019 --> 00:45:26,888 (Screaming in distance) 908 00:45:44,739 --> 00:45:46,274 Hey, what happened? Are you OK? 909 00:45:46,307 --> 00:45:48,042 - M-m-murder. I--I--I saw a murder. 910 00:45:48,075 --> 00:45:49,210 - What? 911 00:45:49,243 --> 00:45:51,312 - That guy you were making out with, JP. 912 00:45:51,345 --> 00:45:53,214 He was--he was being s-strangled. 913 00:45:53,247 --> 00:45:56,250 And the k-k-killer was wearing a hazmat suit and a clown mask. 914 00:45:56,284 --> 00:45:59,053 - Alana, he's right there. 915 00:46:00,187 --> 00:46:01,322 Did you get the weed? 916 00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:04,258 See? All good. 917 00:46:04,292 --> 00:46:06,060 Have a puff. 918 00:46:06,093 --> 00:46:07,929 You could do with some chilling out. 919 00:46:07,962 --> 00:46:09,764 - No, no, no. I--I know what I saw. 920 00:46:11,098 --> 00:46:14,302 - Look, Alana, I know this night has been really, 921 00:46:14,335 --> 00:46:17,338 really tough for you, but your PTSD... 922 00:46:17,371 --> 00:46:20,241 Could this be your mind messing with you again? 923 00:46:21,709 --> 00:46:23,311 - Hey, take off your mask. 924 00:46:23,344 --> 00:46:24,979 - No! Jesus, Alana! 925 00:46:25,012 --> 00:46:29,016 OK, this is ridiculous and unhealthy. 926 00:46:29,050 --> 00:46:31,018 Look, I know Pet and I went way too far tonight, 927 00:46:31,052 --> 00:46:32,019 and I'm sorry, 928 00:46:32,053 --> 00:46:34,355 but I'm just trying to have a good night now. 929 00:46:35,923 --> 00:46:38,793 Listen, I plan on taking off more than just his mask tonight. 930 00:46:38,826 --> 00:46:41,028 So, I'll give you the full report later, OK? 931 00:46:41,062 --> 00:46:42,296 You're fine. 932 00:46:43,764 --> 00:46:44,865 You coming? 933 00:46:54,442 --> 00:46:56,410 (Sighing) 934 00:46:56,444 --> 00:46:58,379 (Sniffling) 935 00:47:01,882 --> 00:47:03,284 Poor girl. 936 00:47:03,317 --> 00:47:05,419 I don't think she's ever gonna get over this. 937 00:47:07,021 --> 00:47:10,157 Anyway, Jean-Paul, 938 00:47:10,191 --> 00:47:13,828 you were giving me some major maniac-in-bed vibes 939 00:47:13,861 --> 00:47:15,896 that I haven't felt in a long time. 940 00:47:15,930 --> 00:47:17,131 So... 941 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,969 What you doing? 942 00:47:22,003 --> 00:47:23,938 Oh, here, bring it close to my face. 943 00:47:23,971 --> 00:47:25,006 It'll unlock it. 944 00:47:27,274 --> 00:47:29,143 It's always the quiet ones. 945 00:47:29,176 --> 00:47:31,879 I bet you were the first terror train hook-up. 946 00:47:33,214 --> 00:47:34,382 Hey, guys. 947 00:47:34,415 --> 00:47:36,784 Mortuary Merry back on the terror train, 948 00:47:36,817 --> 00:47:38,853 where I just lured the cutest guy 949 00:47:38,886 --> 00:47:40,021 into the lounge car. 950 00:47:40,054 --> 00:47:41,322 (Giggling) 951 00:47:43,524 --> 00:47:45,226 And we're gonna show you 952 00:47:45,259 --> 00:47:47,928 that this train isn't all cursed. 953 00:47:47,962 --> 00:47:49,363 In fact, 954 00:47:49,397 --> 00:47:53,467 good things, really good things, can happen. 955 00:47:56,170 --> 00:47:57,938 Take off your mask and kiss me. 956 00:47:59,306 --> 00:48:01,242 What the fuck are you doing here? 957 00:48:01,275 --> 00:48:02,810 (Screaming) 958 00:48:05,346 --> 00:48:07,014 (Grunting) 959 00:48:09,083 --> 00:48:11,185 (Choking on blood) 960 00:48:23,864 --> 00:48:25,132 - Guys, you gotta see this. 961 00:48:31,105 --> 00:48:32,506 (Choking) 962 00:48:32,540 --> 00:48:33,841 - (Man): Ah, yuck! 963 00:48:33,874 --> 00:48:35,142 (Indistinct chatter) 964 00:48:40,548 --> 00:48:43,384 - OK, last thing I want to do is trigger you, final girl, 965 00:48:43,417 --> 00:48:45,152 but you gotta see this. 966 00:48:45,186 --> 00:48:48,055 - What the hell am I looking at? 967 00:48:48,089 --> 00:48:49,924 - It's the best fake-out I've ever seen. 968 00:48:49,957 --> 00:48:51,425 - Wait, that's no fake-out. 969 00:48:51,459 --> 00:48:53,394 - No, wait, come on. You think so? 970 00:48:53,427 --> 00:48:55,062 Here, let me play this back. 971 00:48:57,064 --> 00:48:58,165 - We need to find Merry. 972 00:48:58,199 --> 00:48:59,934 We need to make sure she's safe. 973 00:48:59,967 --> 00:49:01,202 - Alana, it's not real. 974 00:49:01,235 --> 00:49:02,403 It's just a collapsible blade 975 00:49:02,436 --> 00:49:03,370 and fake blood. 976 00:49:03,404 --> 00:49:04,905 (Scoffing) 977 00:49:04,939 --> 00:49:07,475 Pet's whole goal tonight is to make a splash, right? 978 00:49:07,508 --> 00:49:10,978 And Mortuary Merry has been splashing right along with her. 979 00:49:11,011 --> 00:49:12,213 - But Merry wouldn't do this. 980 00:49:12,246 --> 00:49:13,347 - You don't know that. 981 00:49:13,380 --> 00:49:14,915 - Yes, I do. Merry's my friend. 982 00:49:14,949 --> 00:49:16,150 - Your friend? 983 00:49:17,518 --> 00:49:20,187 When's the last time you saw her or even talked to her? 984 00:49:20,221 --> 00:49:22,256 - I have other friends, Claudia. 985 00:49:23,390 --> 00:49:25,993 - Yeah, I--I know that. 986 00:49:26,026 --> 00:49:27,995 - What, are you jealous? Like... 987 00:49:28,028 --> 00:49:29,230 - No! 988 00:49:29,263 --> 00:49:30,931 I--I'm just pointing out a fact 989 00:49:30,965 --> 00:49:32,433 that you actually have no idea 990 00:49:32,466 --> 00:49:34,435 what Mortuary Merry would or wouldn't do. 991 00:49:34,468 --> 00:49:35,569 - Alana! 992 00:49:35,603 --> 00:49:36,437 - Did you see? 993 00:49:36,470 --> 00:49:38,606 - No, but I heard something happened. 994 00:49:38,639 --> 00:49:40,274 It's not real, right? 995 00:49:40,307 --> 00:49:41,575 - I don't know. 996 00:49:41,609 --> 00:49:43,844 - You guys are feeding off each other, 997 00:49:43,878 --> 00:49:45,079 and not in a good way. 998 00:49:45,112 --> 00:49:47,414 - Look, I don't know who you think you are-- 999 00:49:47,448 --> 00:49:49,316 - I'm Alana's friend, and as her friend, 1000 00:49:49,350 --> 00:49:50,584 I gotta say you're panicking her. 1001 00:49:50,618 --> 00:49:52,453 - Claudia, stop! 1002 00:49:52,486 --> 00:49:54,288 OK, none of us will feel comfortable 1003 00:49:54,321 --> 00:49:55,956 until we make sure Merry is safe. 1004 00:49:55,990 --> 00:49:58,359 - Y-y-you're right. I'm sorry. 1005 00:49:58,392 --> 00:50:00,528 - Good. Let's go already. 1006 00:50:00,561 --> 00:50:03,297 Xndr, meet us in the lounge car. 1007 00:50:03,330 --> 00:50:05,966 Could be a prank, could be something more. 1008 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,201 (Sighing) 1009 00:50:07,234 --> 00:50:08,068 - What do you want? 1010 00:50:08,102 --> 00:50:09,904 - Pick a number between two and ten. 1011 00:50:09,937 --> 00:50:11,505 - No! I g-- 1012 00:50:11,539 --> 00:50:14,074 - It'll be a lot faster if you just pick a number. 1013 00:50:14,108 --> 00:50:16,410 - Fine. Six. 1014 00:50:16,443 --> 00:50:17,444 - (Whispering): Six. 1015 00:50:17,478 --> 00:50:19,213 Pssh! 1016 00:50:20,948 --> 00:50:24,018 - I hate magic. Everyone hates magic. 1017 00:50:24,051 --> 00:50:26,187 - People hate what they don't understand. 1018 00:50:29,290 --> 00:50:31,091 For taking care of my good friend. 1019 00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:33,027 - Thank you. 1020 00:50:34,962 --> 00:50:36,297 I just want what's best for her. 1021 00:50:53,614 --> 00:50:55,382 - Where did you get that? 1022 00:50:55,416 --> 00:50:57,084 - Just another stupid little prank 1023 00:50:57,117 --> 00:50:58,385 I broke up earlier tonight. 1024 00:50:59,987 --> 00:51:02,022 You're gonna stay out here, OK? 1025 00:51:02,056 --> 00:51:03,290 Sadie, stay behind me. 1026 00:51:15,202 --> 00:51:16,136 Hello? 1027 00:51:17,304 --> 00:51:18,505 Is anybody in here? 1028 00:51:21,375 --> 00:51:22,543 - We should check everywhere. 1029 00:51:22,576 --> 00:51:24,144 - Of course. 1030 00:51:29,550 --> 00:51:31,418 (Gasping, breathing heavily) 1031 00:51:53,007 --> 00:51:54,475 - W-what? 1032 00:51:58,646 --> 00:51:59,980 (Sighing) 1033 00:52:00,014 --> 00:52:01,515 I guess Claudia was right. 1034 00:52:01,548 --> 00:52:04,351 It really just was some shitty prank. 1035 00:52:04,385 --> 00:52:06,120 - Looks that way. 1036 00:52:06,153 --> 00:52:08,722 All to get tonight trending. 1037 00:52:08,756 --> 00:52:11,325 - And to get me freaking out for the whole world to see. 1038 00:52:11,358 --> 00:52:13,560 - Oh, forget Pet and Merry. 1039 00:52:13,594 --> 00:52:15,562 - I don't care about them. 1040 00:52:15,596 --> 00:52:17,631 If they think this shit is funny, fine. 1041 00:52:17,665 --> 00:52:18,732 Fuck them. 1042 00:52:18,766 --> 00:52:20,034 (Sniffling) 1043 00:52:20,067 --> 00:52:21,335 But look at me. 1044 00:52:21,368 --> 00:52:23,404 I'm a wreck. 1045 00:52:23,437 --> 00:52:25,439 - I think we can call the all clear. 1046 00:52:25,472 --> 00:52:26,740 Give us a minute. 1047 00:52:26,774 --> 00:52:29,343 - Sure, yeah, no problem. 1048 00:52:29,376 --> 00:52:32,079 Uh, when you're done, 1049 00:52:32,112 --> 00:52:35,149 I'd like to do a sweep of the entire train 1050 00:52:35,182 --> 00:52:36,383 to find these immature fucks. 1051 00:52:44,124 --> 00:52:45,092 - I'm losing it. 1052 00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:46,360 - No, you're not. 1053 00:52:46,393 --> 00:52:48,329 - I'm seeing things that aren't there. 1054 00:52:48,362 --> 00:52:50,030 I'm falling for obvious pranks-- 1055 00:52:50,064 --> 00:52:51,765 - I thought that video was real too. 1056 00:52:51,799 --> 00:52:53,701 Merry's an asshole, Pet too. 1057 00:52:53,734 --> 00:52:57,137 First team, all-star assholes. 1058 00:52:57,171 --> 00:52:59,206 (Chuckling, sniffling) 1059 00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:00,708 - We should get back to the party. 1060 00:53:00,741 --> 00:53:02,376 I mean, it is almost midnight. 1061 00:53:02,409 --> 00:53:04,244 - I gotta do a sweep first. 1062 00:53:06,146 --> 00:53:10,217 - With Xndr, who seems really comfortable holding that axe. 1063 00:53:10,250 --> 00:53:14,388 - They've got a black belt in karate or jujitsu. 1064 00:53:14,421 --> 00:53:17,257 The point is, they don't need an axe. 1065 00:53:17,291 --> 00:53:18,792 - Then why do they have one? 1066 00:53:19,860 --> 00:53:21,095 - Uh... 1067 00:53:21,128 --> 00:53:22,296 - Just promise me one thing. 1068 00:53:22,329 --> 00:53:24,231 - Anything. 1069 00:53:24,264 --> 00:53:26,400 - That we ring in the New Year together. 1070 00:53:28,335 --> 00:53:30,204 - We'll have a champagne toast 1071 00:53:30,237 --> 00:53:31,772 and say, "Fuck you," to the old year... 1072 00:53:31,805 --> 00:53:33,474 (Giggling) 1073 00:53:33,507 --> 00:53:36,310 ...and give a big old smooch to the new one. 1074 00:53:36,343 --> 00:53:37,411 I promise. 1075 00:53:37,444 --> 00:53:39,046 (Sniffling) 1076 00:53:41,215 --> 00:53:42,516 (Sighing) 1077 00:53:42,549 --> 00:53:44,318 Yeah? - Yeah. 1078 00:53:44,351 --> 00:53:45,552 (Sniffling) 1079 00:53:58,799 --> 00:54:01,869 ♪♪ M-O-N Ladies, let's go ♪ 1080 00:54:01,902 --> 00:54:05,272 ♪ Money over nonsense Count your dough ♪ 1081 00:54:05,305 --> 00:54:07,107 ♪ M-O-N ♪ 1082 00:54:07,141 --> 00:54:08,342 Hey, you. 1083 00:54:09,643 --> 00:54:12,146 It turns out you were right. 1084 00:54:12,179 --> 00:54:14,415 It was just another asinine prank, 1085 00:54:14,448 --> 00:54:16,283 courtesy of Pet. 1086 00:54:17,851 --> 00:54:20,287 - Well, now you know for sure. 1087 00:54:22,723 --> 00:54:24,358 - I'm sorry. 1088 00:54:24,391 --> 00:54:26,727 I should have trusted you. 1089 00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,730 But just please try to see it from our point of view. 1090 00:54:29,763 --> 00:54:30,864 - I do! 1091 00:54:30,898 --> 00:54:32,633 I have! 1092 00:54:32,666 --> 00:54:35,202 From the first day I met you. 1093 00:54:35,235 --> 00:54:38,238 And I know that you all lived through something horrible, 1094 00:54:38,272 --> 00:54:40,908 something I will never entirely comprehend. 1095 00:54:40,941 --> 00:54:44,244 But I do know enough not to make light of what happened. 1096 00:54:44,278 --> 00:54:45,412 - No, you're right. 1097 00:54:45,446 --> 00:54:46,680 (Sighing) 1098 00:54:46,713 --> 00:54:48,115 They're just assholes. 1099 00:54:50,584 --> 00:54:53,720 But Sadie, she isn't like that. 1100 00:54:55,956 --> 00:55:00,294 - Yeah, I--I can tell she cares about you, but... 1101 00:55:00,327 --> 00:55:01,728 - What? 1102 00:55:03,197 --> 00:55:04,865 - ...I--I do too. 1103 00:55:04,898 --> 00:55:08,268 - Ah, and I care about you too, so much. 1104 00:55:08,302 --> 00:55:09,403 Come here, Claudia. 1105 00:55:17,578 --> 00:55:18,745 - Where's Merry? 1106 00:55:18,779 --> 00:55:21,315 I checked the whole train, and nothing. 1107 00:55:21,348 --> 00:55:22,816 - Maybe she went back to the bar car. 1108 00:55:24,351 --> 00:55:25,786 Swapped costumes with somebody. 1109 00:55:25,819 --> 00:55:27,521 - And we didn't see her? 1110 00:55:27,554 --> 00:55:28,489 (Exhaling sharply) 1111 00:55:28,522 --> 00:55:29,690 Go check. 1112 00:55:29,723 --> 00:55:31,358 I--I'll try the lounge car again, 1113 00:55:31,391 --> 00:55:32,593 see if we missed anything. 1114 00:55:32,626 --> 00:55:33,694 - It was empty. 1115 00:55:33,727 --> 00:55:35,362 You're wasting our time. 1116 00:56:00,354 --> 00:56:02,456 (Exhaling sharply, sniffling) 1117 00:56:02,489 --> 00:56:03,857 - OK... 1118 00:56:03,891 --> 00:56:07,995 Let's try P-S-Y-C-H-O. 1119 00:56:08,028 --> 00:56:09,429 (Phone beeping) 1120 00:56:09,463 --> 00:56:10,564 (Sighing) 1121 00:56:11,698 --> 00:56:13,300 Claudia. 1122 00:56:14,568 --> 00:56:15,669 (Phone beeping) 1123 00:56:15,702 --> 00:56:16,970 (Sighing) 1124 00:56:17,004 --> 00:56:18,238 Fuck. 1125 00:56:18,272 --> 00:56:19,506 (Phone falling on table) 1126 00:56:51,538 --> 00:56:52,906 Oh God. 1127 00:56:54,341 --> 00:56:56,009 A-L-A-N-A. 1128 00:56:56,043 --> 00:56:57,711 (Phone clicking) 1129 00:56:57,744 --> 00:56:59,646 Hello, stalker. 1130 00:57:02,049 --> 00:57:04,384 Now, why do you have the Murder Fiend app 1131 00:57:04,418 --> 00:57:05,485 on your phone? 1132 00:57:39,886 --> 00:57:41,822 (Sighing) 1133 00:57:51,398 --> 00:57:52,566 - Oh! 1134 00:57:52,599 --> 00:57:54,101 (Breathing shakily) 1135 00:57:54,134 --> 00:57:55,669 Oh no! Oh no! 1136 00:58:06,613 --> 00:58:07,814 (Screaming) 1137 00:58:07,848 --> 00:58:09,016 Oh! 1138 00:58:09,049 --> 00:58:10,951 (Talking, indistinct) 1139 00:58:10,984 --> 00:58:12,919 (Crying) 1140 00:58:18,792 --> 00:58:20,694 (Gasping repeatedly) 1141 00:58:25,399 --> 00:58:27,100 (Breathing shakily) 1142 00:58:34,775 --> 00:58:36,677 (Punches landing) 1143 00:58:45,752 --> 00:58:48,155 - All right, party people, get ready! 1144 00:58:48,188 --> 00:58:52,459 In 5, 4, 3, 2... 1145 00:58:52,492 --> 00:58:53,694 One! 1146 00:58:53,727 --> 00:58:55,529 - (Crowd): Happy New Year! 1147 00:58:55,562 --> 00:58:56,863 - I almost missed it. 1148 00:58:56,897 --> 00:58:57,898 (Giggling) 1149 00:59:04,805 --> 00:59:07,174 You're the best thing to happen to me last year. 1150 00:59:07,207 --> 00:59:09,409 I'm so glad we got so close. 1151 00:59:09,443 --> 00:59:10,243 - Me too! 1152 00:59:12,012 --> 00:59:14,548 Uh, you haven't seen Sadie, have you? 1153 00:59:14,581 --> 00:59:15,949 - No. 1154 00:59:17,150 --> 00:59:18,151 But... 1155 00:59:19,986 --> 00:59:21,154 here's a toast. 1156 00:59:21,188 --> 00:59:22,422 - Hmm. 1157 00:59:22,456 --> 00:59:23,790 - Cheers to a new year, new you. 1158 00:59:25,759 --> 00:59:28,595 - Just a few words to welcome in the new year, 1159 00:59:28,628 --> 00:59:30,864 because Lord knows I am happy to move forward. 1160 00:59:30,897 --> 00:59:32,532 We all have a bright future ahead, 1161 00:59:32,566 --> 00:59:33,867 each and every one of us. 1162 00:59:33,900 --> 00:59:36,069 The past is dead and buried. 1163 00:59:36,103 --> 00:59:38,538 And the future is ours. 1164 00:59:38,572 --> 00:59:39,740 It starts today. 1165 00:59:39,773 --> 00:59:41,007 Happy New Year! 1166 00:59:41,041 --> 00:59:42,876 (Crowd cheering) 1167 00:59:42,909 --> 00:59:44,644 Go, DJ! 1168 00:59:48,815 --> 00:59:51,718 - I'm gonna go get us some more of that very yummy champagne. 1169 00:59:51,752 --> 00:59:52,786 - OK. 1170 00:59:55,722 --> 01:00:00,227 - My God, Alana, would it kill you to smile? 1171 01:00:00,260 --> 01:00:02,095 It's the New Year. 1172 01:00:02,129 --> 01:00:03,096 - Have you seen Sadie? 1173 01:00:03,130 --> 01:00:04,197 - No. 1174 01:00:04,231 --> 01:00:06,867 Or your morose, magical mystery man. 1175 01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:09,136 I'm here partying like you should be, 1176 01:00:09,169 --> 01:00:12,639 because whether you like it or not, 1177 01:00:12,672 --> 01:00:14,908 you're the star attraction. 1178 01:00:14,941 --> 01:00:16,643 - Star of what? 1179 01:00:16,676 --> 01:00:18,712 (Scoffing) 1180 01:00:20,213 --> 01:00:24,785 - Do you know how many people wish they were in your place? 1181 01:00:27,220 --> 01:00:29,790 - Let me show you what my place looks like, Pet. 1182 01:00:32,626 --> 01:00:34,895 Every time I look in the mirror, 1183 01:00:34,928 --> 01:00:36,797 all I can see is that night. 1184 01:00:36,830 --> 01:00:38,031 I close my eyes, 1185 01:00:38,064 --> 01:00:40,167 I see Carne full of hatred trying to kill me. 1186 01:00:41,268 --> 01:00:42,169 You want that? 1187 01:00:43,236 --> 01:00:44,638 Take it. 1188 01:00:44,671 --> 01:00:46,907 And stop trying to tell me how I should feel, 1189 01:00:46,940 --> 01:00:49,109 because you were on the sidelines. 1190 01:00:49,142 --> 01:00:52,813 You have no idea what it's like to fight for your life. 1191 01:00:58,652 --> 01:01:00,120 - Give me that. 1192 01:01:00,153 --> 01:01:02,055 (Exhaling sharply) 1193 01:01:03,790 --> 01:01:04,891 - Have you seen Sadie? 1194 01:01:04,925 --> 01:01:07,727 She promised that we'd ring in the New Year together. 1195 01:01:07,761 --> 01:01:09,563 - Ugh, no. I was gonna ask you that. 1196 01:01:09,596 --> 01:01:10,764 She should be back by now. 1197 01:01:12,566 --> 01:01:13,834 Xndr for Sadie, over. 1198 01:01:16,703 --> 01:01:17,938 Sadie, what's your twenty? 1199 01:01:19,573 --> 01:01:21,174 - Where did you last leave her? 1200 01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:22,843 - The lounge car. 1201 01:01:22,876 --> 01:01:24,044 - Oh. 1202 01:01:42,696 --> 01:01:44,097 (Sobbing) 1203 01:01:46,700 --> 01:01:48,201 (Crying) 1204 01:01:51,104 --> 01:01:52,939 (Breathing shakily, sniffling) 1205 01:01:58,745 --> 01:02:00,113 (Crying) 1206 01:02:03,283 --> 01:02:05,185 (Gasping, sniffling) 1207 01:02:08,054 --> 01:02:09,789 (Phone unlocking) 1208 01:02:09,823 --> 01:02:11,825 (Sniffling) 1209 01:02:11,858 --> 01:02:13,727 You fucking trauma addicts! 1210 01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:15,795 This is happening. 1211 01:02:15,829 --> 01:02:17,697 People are really dying! 1212 01:02:21,701 --> 01:02:22,802 (Sniffling) 1213 01:02:22,836 --> 01:02:24,771 (Crying) 1214 01:02:36,816 --> 01:02:38,151 Trauma addicts! 1215 01:02:38,184 --> 01:02:39,386 This is really happening. 1216 01:02:39,419 --> 01:02:40,887 People are dying! 1217 01:02:40,921 --> 01:02:42,289 - Guys, this is bullshit. 1218 01:02:42,322 --> 01:02:44,858 - Pet, if this is another one of your fucking pranks-- 1219 01:02:44,891 --> 01:02:45,959 - I wouldn't do that. 1220 01:02:45,992 --> 01:02:47,761 - You would stab yourself in the ass 1221 01:02:47,794 --> 01:02:48,828 to get more followers. 1222 01:02:48,862 --> 01:02:49,829 You're obsessed. 1223 01:02:51,097 --> 01:02:53,099 - Listen up! 1224 01:02:53,133 --> 01:02:54,834 - (Man): Shhh! Guys, guys. 1225 01:02:56,770 --> 01:02:58,972 - We found 2 bodies, and there could be more. 1226 01:02:59,005 --> 01:03:00,874 If there's anyone you realize is missing, 1227 01:03:00,907 --> 01:03:02,275 you need to tell me. 1228 01:03:02,309 --> 01:03:03,343 - Yeah, my patience, 1229 01:03:03,376 --> 01:03:05,111 'cause this is the lamest fake-out. 1230 01:03:05,145 --> 01:03:05,979 - It's not a prank. 1231 01:03:06,012 --> 01:03:07,881 There were real holes in their body 1232 01:03:07,914 --> 01:03:09,115 oozing real fucking blood! 1233 01:03:09,149 --> 01:03:11,017 And trust me, I know what that looks like. 1234 01:03:11,051 --> 01:03:13,286 - Wait, are you absolutely sure? 1235 01:03:13,320 --> 01:03:15,121 - You're welcome to go and check yourself. 1236 01:03:15,155 --> 01:03:16,957 - Oh my God. 1237 01:03:16,990 --> 01:03:20,927 Carne's back and she's gonna finish what she started. 1238 01:03:20,961 --> 01:03:22,762 - No, no, Carne's dead. 1239 01:03:22,796 --> 01:03:23,863 - Did you see her body? 1240 01:03:23,897 --> 01:03:26,800 No one saw her body. 1241 01:03:26,833 --> 01:03:29,069 - She died in the middle of nowhere. 1242 01:03:29,102 --> 01:03:32,038 Her body was probably torn apart and eaten by wild animals. 1243 01:03:32,072 --> 01:03:34,307 - You seem to know a lot about what happened to her. 1244 01:03:34,341 --> 01:03:36,242 - I don't. It just makes sense. 1245 01:03:37,444 --> 01:03:38,678 Right? 1246 01:03:38,712 --> 01:03:40,880 - Carne could still be alive 1247 01:03:40,914 --> 01:03:43,717 waiting for a night precisely like this. 1248 01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:45,685 She waited 3 years the first time. 1249 01:03:47,954 --> 01:03:49,289 We need to be smart. 1250 01:03:51,858 --> 01:03:55,261 - Everybody camps out here in this car 1251 01:03:55,295 --> 01:03:56,830 where you can all see each other. 1252 01:03:56,863 --> 01:03:58,398 - OK, but not everyone's even in here. 1253 01:03:58,431 --> 01:04:00,400 And there's some people I haven't seen all night, 1254 01:04:00,433 --> 01:04:01,468 like the Wil. 1255 01:04:01,501 --> 01:04:03,303 - Then we round them up. 1256 01:04:03,336 --> 01:04:05,805 - Oh, so the killer can just pick us off in the process? 1257 01:04:05,839 --> 01:04:06,740 No, thank you. 1258 01:04:08,141 --> 01:04:10,777 - You should round up any stragglers. 1259 01:04:10,810 --> 01:04:13,279 Xndr and I will see if there's any weapons we can use. 1260 01:04:13,313 --> 01:04:14,347 - Xndr and I? 1261 01:04:14,381 --> 01:04:15,949 You're a guest on this train. 1262 01:04:15,982 --> 01:04:17,917 I'm security. 1263 01:04:17,951 --> 01:04:20,020 - I'm just trying to help. - And I'm telling y... 1264 01:04:20,053 --> 01:04:23,156 I'm telling all of you to stick together 1265 01:04:23,189 --> 01:04:24,924 and stay in each other's sights. 1266 01:04:24,958 --> 01:04:27,327 There's a flare gun in the workers' car, 1267 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:28,461 which I'm gonna go get, 1268 01:04:28,495 --> 01:04:30,363 along with any other weapons I can find 1269 01:04:30,397 --> 01:04:32,465 while the rest of you locate your friends 1270 01:04:32,499 --> 01:04:34,768 and sit your asses in this car until I come back. 1271 01:04:36,536 --> 01:04:37,871 Understood? 1272 01:04:37,904 --> 01:04:39,773 - (Crowd): Yeah. - Understood. 1273 01:04:39,806 --> 01:04:40,940 - (Man): Just stay with me. 1274 01:04:48,782 --> 01:04:50,183 (Sniffling, crying) 1275 01:04:50,216 --> 01:04:51,351 - It's OK. 1276 01:04:55,255 --> 01:04:56,856 It's OK. 1277 01:04:59,826 --> 01:05:01,761 - Hey, hey! Go straight to the bar car. 1278 01:05:01,795 --> 01:05:03,063 Don't stop for anything. 1279 01:05:03,096 --> 01:05:04,464 No bathroom breaks, nothing! 1280 01:05:04,497 --> 01:05:05,832 Go. 1281 01:05:08,968 --> 01:05:10,837 What the hell? 1282 01:05:16,476 --> 01:05:17,944 Oh shit! 1283 01:05:17,977 --> 01:05:19,045 Oh, oh! 1284 01:05:21,114 --> 01:05:22,315 (Coughing) 1285 01:05:22,348 --> 01:05:23,550 Oh fuck! 1286 01:05:23,583 --> 01:05:25,251 (Exhaling sharply) 1287 01:05:53,913 --> 01:05:55,014 - Hello? 1288 01:05:57,584 --> 01:05:59,285 Anyone? 1289 01:06:00,587 --> 01:06:02,322 Who's there? 1290 01:06:03,623 --> 01:06:06,059 (Grunting, choking) 1291 01:06:06,092 --> 01:06:07,961 (Knife piercing flesh) 1292 01:06:15,602 --> 01:06:17,370 - It--it's gotta be Carne doing this. 1293 01:06:17,403 --> 01:06:18,605 - It could be anyone. 1294 01:06:18,638 --> 01:06:21,908 They took JP's costume right off of his back. 1295 01:06:21,941 --> 01:06:24,077 - So, we're looking for a monk in a lizard mask? 1296 01:06:24,110 --> 01:06:25,245 - If they're wearing it. 1297 01:06:25,278 --> 01:06:27,147 If there's anything we learned about 1298 01:06:27,180 --> 01:06:28,882 the last time we were on this train, 1299 01:06:28,915 --> 01:06:30,583 it's that anyone can switch costumes. 1300 01:06:30,617 --> 01:06:33,286 - OK, well, turning on each other isn't gonna help. 1301 01:06:33,319 --> 01:06:36,055 - No, it won't. So, let me ask you a question. 1302 01:06:36,089 --> 01:06:38,424 Do any of you know who actually runs the Murder Fiend? 1303 01:06:38,458 --> 01:06:39,425 - No one does. 1304 01:06:39,459 --> 01:06:40,527 Not for sure. 1305 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:43,296 It's like Q or Anonymous or something. 1306 01:06:43,329 --> 01:06:45,532 - Still, whoever it is, with what they post, 1307 01:06:45,565 --> 01:06:48,434 with their insights, especially about Alana, 1308 01:06:48,468 --> 01:06:50,470 it feels like they're on the inside track 1309 01:06:50,503 --> 01:06:51,437 of the murder train, 1310 01:06:51,471 --> 01:06:55,308 like they're here tonight in this very room. 1311 01:06:55,341 --> 01:06:57,277 Like you, Claudia. 1312 01:06:57,310 --> 01:06:58,478 - What are you talking about? 1313 01:06:58,511 --> 01:07:00,079 - I know you don't want to hear it 1314 01:07:00,113 --> 01:07:01,347 but I swear I have proof. 1315 01:07:01,381 --> 01:07:02,182 - OK, then show it. 1316 01:07:02,215 --> 01:07:03,950 Because we all know a guy runs it, 1317 01:07:03,983 --> 01:07:05,351 like a detective or... 1318 01:07:05,385 --> 01:07:06,386 You stole my phone? 1319 01:07:06,419 --> 01:07:08,288 - What the fuck? 1320 01:07:08,321 --> 01:07:09,989 - Your name is the goddamn password. 1321 01:07:10,023 --> 01:07:11,925 Guess what else I discovered? 1322 01:07:11,958 --> 01:07:13,993 Claudia is signed in as the moderator of the app. 1323 01:07:14,027 --> 01:07:14,961 - What? 1324 01:07:16,129 --> 01:07:17,931 - That's--that's just not... 1325 01:07:23,102 --> 01:07:25,038 (Sighing) 1326 01:07:26,539 --> 01:07:27,440 - Is this true? 1327 01:07:29,175 --> 01:07:31,177 - Alana, please. 1328 01:07:31,211 --> 01:07:33,313 - Please what, Claudia? 1329 01:07:33,346 --> 01:07:34,581 You lied to me for a year. 1330 01:07:34,614 --> 01:07:36,282 Befriended me 'ca-'cause what? 1331 01:07:36,316 --> 01:07:37,584 'Cause you're obsessed with me? 1332 01:07:37,617 --> 01:07:38,618 'Cause you wanted to kill me? 1333 01:07:38,651 --> 01:07:41,688 No! Look, I know I haven't been 100% truthful, 1334 01:07:41,721 --> 01:07:44,290 but I'm not a killer. 1335 01:07:44,324 --> 01:07:45,992 - Bullshit! 1336 01:07:46,025 --> 01:07:49,329 - I became your friend because I felt like we were the same. 1337 01:07:49,362 --> 01:07:51,164 - Lies. You played me for a year. 1338 01:07:51,197 --> 01:07:53,566 How can I believe a word that comes out of your mouth? 1339 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,201 - Please, Alana, look-- 1340 01:07:55,235 --> 01:07:56,402 - Don't touch me! 1341 01:07:58,104 --> 01:08:02,475 - We're friends, real friends. 1342 01:08:02,508 --> 01:08:05,511 Look, if I'm guilty of anything, 1343 01:08:05,545 --> 01:08:07,247 it's of wanting to be close to you. 1344 01:08:08,514 --> 01:08:11,484 Look, I never wanted to hurt you, I swear! 1345 01:08:11,517 --> 01:08:14,254 - You fucking lying psycho bitch! 1346 01:08:14,287 --> 01:08:17,156 - OK, the Murder Fiend site is mine, 1347 01:08:17,190 --> 01:08:18,558 but it's for everyone. 1348 01:08:18,591 --> 01:08:21,027 It's a community site. 1349 01:08:21,060 --> 01:08:22,695 I'm a protector of victims of violence. 1350 01:08:22,729 --> 01:08:24,097 That's why I created it, 1351 01:08:24,130 --> 01:08:26,132 to create a community for the victims. 1352 01:08:26,165 --> 01:08:28,167 - OK, if that's even remotely true, 1353 01:08:28,201 --> 01:08:30,103 then why all this cloak-and-dagger bullshit? 1354 01:08:30,136 --> 01:08:31,604 - Let's throw her off the train. 1355 01:08:31,638 --> 01:08:33,139 - Pet... 1356 01:08:33,172 --> 01:08:34,540 - What? 1357 01:08:34,574 --> 01:08:38,011 She murdered my best friend. 1358 01:08:38,044 --> 01:08:40,747 - OK, we're not throwing anybody off the train. 1359 01:08:40,780 --> 01:08:41,981 - We could take a vote. 1360 01:08:42,015 --> 01:08:43,650 - No, we're not taking a vote. 1361 01:08:43,683 --> 01:08:45,018 - All those in favor of-- 1362 01:08:45,051 --> 01:08:46,653 - OK, what about the magician? 1363 01:08:46,686 --> 01:08:48,154 - Me? - Yeah. 1364 01:08:48,187 --> 01:08:50,757 - I haven't been with Alana most of the night. 1365 01:08:50,790 --> 01:08:52,759 - So, it could be both of you. 1366 01:08:52,792 --> 01:08:54,661 - What about Xndr? 1367 01:08:54,694 --> 01:08:57,363 Where are they? Why aren't they back yet? 1368 01:08:57,397 --> 01:08:59,332 - Maybe they're dead too. 1369 01:08:59,365 --> 01:09:01,601 - No, Alana is right. 1370 01:09:01,634 --> 01:09:03,169 They had free reign tonight 1371 01:09:03,202 --> 01:09:05,571 and they were the last person that saw Sadie alive. 1372 01:09:05,605 --> 01:09:08,274 - We have no idea who they are, how they got this job. 1373 01:09:08,308 --> 01:09:10,410 They're a complete stranger. 1374 01:09:10,443 --> 01:09:12,078 - A stranger we sent 1375 01:09:12,111 --> 01:09:16,249 to retrieve the only working gun on this fucking train. 1376 01:09:16,282 --> 01:09:17,483 Totes brill move. 1377 01:09:20,453 --> 01:09:22,255 - We need that flare gun. 1378 01:09:47,580 --> 01:09:50,483 - Is there a light? - Yeah, there is now. 1379 01:09:50,516 --> 01:09:52,618 - Where does one even keep a flare gun? 1380 01:09:52,652 --> 01:09:54,520 - It's not like it's a real gun. 1381 01:09:54,554 --> 01:09:57,023 You wouldn't need to keep it locked up or secured. 1382 01:09:59,525 --> 01:10:01,060 (Screaming) 1383 01:10:01,094 --> 01:10:02,729 - Claudia, what is it? 1384 01:10:02,762 --> 01:10:04,397 (Sobbing) 1385 01:10:07,333 --> 01:10:10,436 - So, uh, they're not the killer. 1386 01:10:10,470 --> 01:10:11,838 - We need to get that gun 1387 01:10:11,871 --> 01:10:14,107 and get back to that car and lock all the doors. 1388 01:10:14,140 --> 01:10:15,608 OK, everyone, just--just focus. 1389 01:10:16,676 --> 01:10:18,244 - Hey... 1390 01:10:23,449 --> 01:10:25,385 What the fuck is this? 1391 01:10:26,519 --> 01:10:30,189 - It's an altar to Carne. 1392 01:10:31,324 --> 01:10:32,658 - It's her uniform. 1393 01:10:32,692 --> 01:10:33,860 (Sniffling) 1394 01:10:33,893 --> 01:10:35,695 - What's that on top? 1395 01:10:37,797 --> 01:10:40,566 - Is that an eyeball? Is that hers? 1396 01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:41,834 - We don't know that's hers. 1397 01:10:41,868 --> 01:10:43,403 We don't even know if that's real. 1398 01:10:43,436 --> 01:10:45,238 - Well, it looks fucking real to me. 1399 01:10:45,271 --> 01:10:46,706 But feel free to pick it up. 1400 01:10:46,739 --> 01:10:49,876 - I guess she really was torn apart by scavengers. 1401 01:10:49,909 --> 01:10:52,578 - Yeah, maybe you're not 1402 01:10:52,612 --> 01:10:55,114 some famous final girl after all, Alana. 1403 01:10:55,148 --> 01:10:57,650 Maybe she was killed by a wolf or a bear. 1404 01:10:57,683 --> 01:10:59,452 - Are you serious right now, Pet? 1405 01:11:01,187 --> 01:11:05,425 - "Here lies Carne, or what's left of her." 1406 01:11:05,458 --> 01:11:07,360 What's this in the corner? 1407 01:11:08,528 --> 01:11:10,296 - Some sort of insignia. 1408 01:11:10,329 --> 01:11:12,165 - It's a bloody anatomical heart. 1409 01:11:13,866 --> 01:11:16,169 - From Claudia's Murder Fiend app. 1410 01:11:18,271 --> 01:11:19,305 (Gasping) 1411 01:11:21,674 --> 01:11:23,709 (Breathing shakily) 1412 01:11:23,743 --> 01:11:25,211 - Claudia? 1413 01:11:28,448 --> 01:11:29,782 Claudia? 1414 01:11:31,384 --> 01:11:32,785 (Breathing shakily) 1415 01:11:34,887 --> 01:11:37,423 - You know, if you would just think rationally 1416 01:11:37,457 --> 01:11:39,358 and not from a place of panic, 1417 01:11:39,392 --> 01:11:41,828 you'd realize there's no way I'm the one killing everyone. 1418 01:11:42,929 --> 01:11:44,063 Why would I? 1419 01:11:44,097 --> 01:11:47,400 - Amazing PR opportunity if you had gotten away with it? 1420 01:11:47,433 --> 01:11:49,368 - It's not PR I want. 1421 01:11:49,402 --> 01:11:52,371 That goes against everything I stand for. 1422 01:11:52,405 --> 01:11:57,310 Look, Alana, you know I couldn't hurt anybody. 1423 01:11:57,343 --> 01:11:59,745 Especially not you, Goddammit. 1424 01:12:02,915 --> 01:12:04,550 - I'm not gonna do anything. 1425 01:12:05,751 --> 01:12:07,587 I don't think you could've done this, OK? 1426 01:12:07,620 --> 01:12:09,755 - Then why are you coming closer? 1427 01:12:09,789 --> 01:12:12,558 - I just want to calm you down. 1428 01:12:12,592 --> 01:12:13,960 That's it. 1429 01:12:13,993 --> 01:12:16,395 I just want to calm you down. 1430 01:12:16,429 --> 01:12:17,697 (Sniffling) 1431 01:12:17,730 --> 01:12:18,865 - I didn't do this, Alana. 1432 01:12:20,766 --> 01:12:22,502 I didn't hurt a single person. 1433 01:12:22,535 --> 01:12:24,971 I didn't even build that fucking altar! 1434 01:12:25,004 --> 01:12:26,672 - I know. 1435 01:12:28,274 --> 01:12:30,776 I know, but you've gotta just see it from our point of view. 1436 01:12:30,810 --> 01:12:31,811 - I know. 1437 01:12:31,844 --> 01:12:33,646 I know I fucked up. 1438 01:12:33,679 --> 01:12:36,249 I should have been honest with you from the start. 1439 01:12:36,282 --> 01:12:38,451 - You should have. 1440 01:12:38,484 --> 01:12:40,486 - I was scared you wouldn't want to be my friend. 1441 01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:42,288 - Of course I would have. 1442 01:12:42,321 --> 01:12:43,356 - No, you wouldn't. 1443 01:12:44,690 --> 01:12:46,492 You would have thought I was using you. 1444 01:12:46,526 --> 01:12:47,760 Or that I was a stalker 1445 01:12:47,793 --> 01:12:49,762 like the rest of these assholes on here. 1446 01:12:49,795 --> 01:12:51,597 - Oh, you're way worse than them. 1447 01:12:51,631 --> 01:12:52,798 (Sniffling) 1448 01:12:52,832 --> 01:12:54,367 - I don't think you're worse. 1449 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:56,269 And I don't think that you're a stalker. 1450 01:12:56,302 --> 01:12:59,438 - I ruined everything we had together. 1451 01:12:59,472 --> 01:13:00,873 - No, you didn't. 1452 01:13:02,542 --> 01:13:04,343 You shouldn't have lied. 1453 01:13:04,377 --> 01:13:05,878 And, yeah, if I had found out 1454 01:13:05,912 --> 01:13:08,581 you were behind Murder Fiend, I wouldn't have let you near me. 1455 01:13:08,614 --> 01:13:09,582 - See? 1456 01:13:09,615 --> 01:13:10,850 - But I did. 1457 01:13:11,918 --> 01:13:13,386 And I got to see 1458 01:13:13,419 --> 01:13:15,621 what a truly compassionate person you are. 1459 01:13:15,655 --> 01:13:16,989 - See? 1460 01:13:17,023 --> 01:13:19,525 That's what I wanted to do with the app, 1461 01:13:19,559 --> 01:13:21,627 show compassion for the victims. 1462 01:13:21,661 --> 01:13:24,030 - Oh, for fuck's sake. 1463 01:13:24,063 --> 01:13:26,866 - I didn't want to take away from what happened to you. 1464 01:13:26,899 --> 01:13:29,735 But when I was 11, I... 1465 01:13:29,769 --> 01:13:31,604 - It's OK, Claudia, you can tell me. 1466 01:13:33,839 --> 01:13:34,974 - I was abducted. 1467 01:13:35,007 --> 01:13:36,042 - Oh, come on. 1468 01:13:36,075 --> 01:13:37,443 She's manipulating you. 1469 01:13:37,476 --> 01:13:39,378 - Shut up! 1470 01:13:39,412 --> 01:13:41,714 Go on, I'm listening. 1471 01:13:41,747 --> 01:13:43,783 - Awful things happened to me, Alana. 1472 01:13:45,084 --> 01:13:47,587 But I survived, just like you. 1473 01:13:48,888 --> 01:13:51,557 That's why you're so important to me. 1474 01:13:51,591 --> 01:13:54,594 I figured if I could help you, maybe I could help myself. 1475 01:13:54,627 --> 01:13:57,930 But now I've just fucked it all up. 1476 01:13:59,031 --> 01:14:00,032 - No, you didn't. 1477 01:14:01,567 --> 01:14:03,469 (Sniffling) 1478 01:14:03,502 --> 01:14:05,871 - I know you won't ever feel the same way towards me. 1479 01:14:07,740 --> 01:14:10,710 I can't make you feel something you don't. 1480 01:14:12,078 --> 01:14:14,680 But, Alana, I--I... 1481 01:14:14,714 --> 01:14:18,951 - Claudia, please just give this to me, OK? 1482 01:14:20,086 --> 01:14:22,521 Let's just go home, 1483 01:14:22,555 --> 01:14:24,724 get both of our lives back to normal. 1484 01:14:26,125 --> 01:14:28,728 Let's just get home safe, Claudia. 1485 01:14:28,761 --> 01:14:30,496 OK? 1486 01:14:30,529 --> 01:14:31,597 - Promise? 1487 01:14:31,631 --> 01:14:34,033 - I promise. It's OK. It's OK. 1488 01:14:34,066 --> 01:14:35,768 (Crying) 1489 01:14:38,638 --> 01:14:40,539 - Move! - No! 1490 01:14:40,573 --> 01:14:41,641 (Grunting, groaning) 1491 01:14:41,674 --> 01:14:43,676 (Grunting) 1492 01:14:44,744 --> 01:14:46,712 - Oh, fuck no! 1493 01:14:46,746 --> 01:14:48,714 (Groaning, screaming) 1494 01:14:48,748 --> 01:14:49,849 (Screaming) 1495 01:14:49,882 --> 01:14:52,084 (Moaning) 1496 01:14:52,118 --> 01:14:54,353 (Screaming) 1497 01:14:54,387 --> 01:14:57,790 - What did you do? What did you do? 1498 01:14:57,823 --> 01:15:00,026 (Screaming) 1499 01:15:18,177 --> 01:15:21,781 - My Petettes, you won't believe what just happened. 1500 01:15:21,814 --> 01:15:24,850 I just killed a killer before she could kill any more of us. 1501 01:15:25,985 --> 01:15:27,787 I saved our lives. 1502 01:15:27,820 --> 01:15:30,389 And it wasn't some old hag like Carne. 1503 01:15:30,423 --> 01:15:33,759 It was a frenzied, young psycho with a literal axe to grind. 1504 01:15:37,496 --> 01:15:38,564 But I did it... 1505 01:15:40,132 --> 01:15:41,400 for us. 1506 01:15:44,837 --> 01:15:45,838 For you. 1507 01:15:51,477 --> 01:15:53,679 - How'd it go? Did you stop them? 1508 01:15:53,713 --> 01:15:54,947 Are we safe? - We're safe. 1509 01:15:54,980 --> 01:15:56,615 The killer's dead. 1510 01:15:56,649 --> 01:15:57,917 - Wait, dead? 1511 01:15:57,950 --> 01:15:59,952 What does that mean? 1512 01:15:59,985 --> 01:16:03,456 - It means yours truly saved the day. 1513 01:16:03,489 --> 01:16:05,958 - Ew, you? As if. 1514 01:16:05,991 --> 01:16:08,594 - You're canceled. 1515 01:16:08,627 --> 01:16:10,996 So, if anyone who's not a rude bitch 1516 01:16:11,030 --> 01:16:13,499 who looks like a Kardashian gone rigor mortis 1517 01:16:13,532 --> 01:16:16,669 wants to hear how I killed that crazy fuck, Claudia, 1518 01:16:16,702 --> 01:16:18,104 and saved all of your lives... 1519 01:16:20,106 --> 01:16:21,474 gather 'round. 1520 01:16:23,576 --> 01:16:25,478 (Sighing) 1521 01:16:27,012 --> 01:16:29,448 - Careful, carefully. 1522 01:16:29,482 --> 01:16:30,716 OK, hold that there. 1523 01:16:30,750 --> 01:16:31,684 - Ah! 1524 01:16:34,520 --> 01:16:35,888 It's fine. 1525 01:16:35,921 --> 01:16:37,957 - You have to stop putting yourself in danger. 1526 01:16:37,990 --> 01:16:38,958 - Ah! 1527 01:16:38,991 --> 01:16:41,727 That's not good. 1528 01:16:41,761 --> 01:16:43,095 - Head wounds bleed a lot. 1529 01:16:43,129 --> 01:16:44,563 That's all you're seeing. 1530 01:16:44,597 --> 01:16:45,865 You took quite a hit. 1531 01:16:47,767 --> 01:16:50,202 Pupils are constricting as normal. 1532 01:16:50,236 --> 01:16:52,705 And I'm not seeing a sign of a concussion, so... 1533 01:16:52,738 --> 01:16:53,973 (Sighing) 1534 01:16:54,006 --> 01:16:55,007 ...that's good. 1535 01:16:55,040 --> 01:16:56,509 - So, you're saying I'm OK? 1536 01:16:56,542 --> 01:16:58,244 - Yeah, you're gonna be OK. 1537 01:16:58,277 --> 01:17:00,112 (Sighing) 1538 01:17:00,146 --> 01:17:01,680 - You're OK too. 1539 01:17:01,714 --> 01:17:02,748 (Chuckling) 1540 01:17:04,683 --> 01:17:06,118 I thought the sight of all that red 1541 01:17:06,152 --> 01:17:07,653 turned you to jello. 1542 01:17:09,021 --> 01:17:10,589 - I guess I wasn't even thinking. 1543 01:17:10,623 --> 01:17:11,857 I just acted. 1544 01:17:11,891 --> 01:17:13,826 - Like a doctor. 1545 01:17:15,194 --> 01:17:17,062 You even sound a little like a doctor. 1546 01:17:17,096 --> 01:17:19,064 (Chuckling) 1547 01:17:19,098 --> 01:17:22,668 Maybe crazy Claudia was right in bringing you here. 1548 01:17:22,701 --> 01:17:26,071 Minus the killing-everyone- on-the-train part. 1549 01:17:28,541 --> 01:17:30,042 - How did I not know? 1550 01:17:30,075 --> 01:17:33,279 - She was a brilliantly deceptive sociopath. 1551 01:17:33,312 --> 01:17:34,713 - That's the thing. 1552 01:17:34,747 --> 01:17:36,682 Until tonight, I mean, sure, 1553 01:17:36,715 --> 01:17:39,885 she was a little smothering and overprotective. 1554 01:17:39,919 --> 01:17:41,854 But she was a good person. 1555 01:17:41,887 --> 01:17:43,923 She was kind. 1556 01:17:43,956 --> 01:17:46,225 And that story about her getting kidnapped... 1557 01:17:46,258 --> 01:17:48,093 - To lure you in to manipulate you. 1558 01:17:51,931 --> 01:17:54,533 - I know that logically, but... 1559 01:17:56,335 --> 01:17:58,704 usually, my gut is pretty good with people. 1560 01:18:00,339 --> 01:18:01,841 I guess I was wrong this time. 1561 01:18:03,175 --> 01:18:04,109 - Don't do that. 1562 01:18:04,143 --> 01:18:05,211 - Do what? 1563 01:18:05,244 --> 01:18:07,580 - Start second guessing yourself. 1564 01:18:07,613 --> 01:18:10,216 Start looking at the world cynically like I do. 1565 01:18:12,651 --> 01:18:15,254 You don't want to end up a bitter, old jerk like me. 1566 01:18:15,287 --> 01:18:17,923 - Old, maybe. 1567 01:18:17,957 --> 01:18:19,091 - Oof! 1568 01:18:19,124 --> 01:18:21,927 - But jerk? No. 1569 01:18:21,961 --> 01:18:23,162 (Sighing) 1570 01:18:23,195 --> 01:18:26,799 OK, I'm gonna get you something for that pain. 1571 01:18:26,832 --> 01:18:28,200 You'll be OK in here? 1572 01:18:28,234 --> 01:18:29,935 - Of course. 1573 01:18:29,969 --> 01:18:32,037 Claudia's dead. 1574 01:18:32,071 --> 01:18:34,106 Rest in pieces, bitch. 1575 01:18:34,139 --> 01:18:35,741 (Exhaling sharply) 1576 01:18:39,078 --> 01:18:40,579 Ah! 1577 01:18:44,216 --> 01:18:45,684 Ah! 1578 01:19:43,108 --> 01:19:44,677 (Exhaling slowly) 1579 01:20:16,442 --> 01:20:18,143 - It's still bleeding? 1580 01:20:18,177 --> 01:20:19,378 - A little. 1581 01:20:19,411 --> 01:20:20,646 I'll live. 1582 01:20:21,814 --> 01:20:22,815 - Here... 1583 01:20:22,848 --> 01:20:23,983 (Exhaling slowly) 1584 01:20:24,016 --> 01:20:25,084 ...let me. 1585 01:20:28,320 --> 01:20:30,222 Oh, you're good. 1586 01:20:35,027 --> 01:20:37,663 Lucky that psycho bitch hit you with the handle. 1587 01:20:38,831 --> 01:20:40,766 I hope Alana doesn't blame herself. 1588 01:20:40,799 --> 01:20:43,836 I mean, how was she supposed to know she was psychotic? 1589 01:20:43,869 --> 01:20:45,971 It's not like there were any signs. 1590 01:20:47,139 --> 01:20:49,041 - Yeah, she wasn't exactly normal. 1591 01:20:49,074 --> 01:20:51,010 - She was a nut bar. 1592 01:20:51,043 --> 01:20:52,011 (Giggling) 1593 01:20:53,345 --> 01:20:55,180 Why are you being nice all of a sudden? 1594 01:20:57,316 --> 01:20:59,952 - You shouldn't speak ill of the dead. 1595 01:20:59,985 --> 01:21:01,754 - Yeah, I guess. 1596 01:21:04,189 --> 01:21:05,824 You know, 1597 01:21:05,858 --> 01:21:09,228 the only other person 1598 01:21:09,261 --> 01:21:11,163 willing to do what had to be done, 1599 01:21:11,196 --> 01:21:12,431 other than me... 1600 01:21:15,401 --> 01:21:16,335 was you. 1601 01:21:17,970 --> 01:21:20,105 I mean, it definitely wasn't Alana. 1602 01:21:22,007 --> 01:21:23,475 We're more alike than I thought. 1603 01:21:23,509 --> 01:21:27,379 I--I really misjudged you. 1604 01:21:27,413 --> 01:21:28,981 - You know, um... 1605 01:21:30,282 --> 01:21:32,351 Alana should be back any moment. 1606 01:21:32,384 --> 01:21:36,121 - Ooh, did you two get married and forget to invite me? 1607 01:21:36,155 --> 01:21:37,823 (Giggling) 1608 01:21:43,128 --> 01:21:44,797 (Sniffling) 1609 01:21:46,832 --> 01:21:48,167 (Exhaling slowly) 1610 01:21:59,411 --> 01:22:00,913 (Sniffling) 1611 01:22:05,417 --> 01:22:07,052 (Knife piercing flesh) 1612 01:22:24,236 --> 01:22:26,138 (Breathing heavily) 1613 01:22:29,174 --> 01:22:30,442 - You know, Pet... 1614 01:22:31,844 --> 01:22:33,045 it's been a long night. 1615 01:22:34,279 --> 01:22:36,315 I think we should just get back to the station. 1616 01:22:36,348 --> 01:22:38,350 - Sure. 1617 01:22:38,383 --> 01:22:40,252 But can't we have some fun until then? 1618 01:22:40,285 --> 01:22:43,489 I mean, we're a type, you and me. 1619 01:22:44,890 --> 01:22:46,792 A power couple in the making. 1620 01:22:48,060 --> 01:22:50,529 - You want everything I have, Pet. 1621 01:22:50,562 --> 01:22:53,532 You always have and you always will. 1622 01:22:53,565 --> 01:22:56,568 - A hero, check. 1623 01:22:56,602 --> 01:22:59,037 Final girl, check, I got that too. 1624 01:22:59,071 --> 01:23:02,541 And I'm pretty sure you don't own Magic Mike. 1625 01:23:02,574 --> 01:23:04,610 - You want to be me so badly 1626 01:23:04,643 --> 01:23:06,945 that you were willing to kill your best friend? 1627 01:23:09,047 --> 01:23:10,048 (Scoffing) 1628 01:23:10,082 --> 01:23:11,350 - OK. 1629 01:23:11,383 --> 01:23:13,886 OK, now, you've just lost it. 1630 01:23:13,919 --> 01:23:16,121 - You stabbed the life out of Merry for what? 1631 01:23:16,155 --> 01:23:18,257 Some stupid social media likes? 1632 01:23:18,290 --> 01:23:19,525 You're pathetic, Pet. 1633 01:23:21,393 --> 01:23:23,162 - Alana, what are you talking about? 1634 01:23:23,195 --> 01:23:24,863 - Go on, check it. 1635 01:23:24,897 --> 01:23:26,598 All the evidence I need 1636 01:23:26,632 --> 01:23:30,502 blasted out to everybody on Murder Fiend and the police. 1637 01:23:30,536 --> 01:23:32,437 Congratulations, Pet. 1638 01:23:32,471 --> 01:23:34,406 You're infamous. 1639 01:23:34,439 --> 01:23:39,111 - Wow, amazing photo shop skills. 1640 01:23:39,144 --> 01:23:40,979 - You know it's real. 1641 01:23:41,013 --> 01:23:43,549 You're going to jail for the rest of your life. 1642 01:23:43,582 --> 01:23:47,219 And trust me, the lighting in prison is shit for selfies. 1643 01:23:49,555 --> 01:23:51,456 (Screaming, grunting) 1644 01:23:51,490 --> 01:23:52,658 No! 1645 01:23:52,691 --> 01:23:54,159 (Screaming, grunting) 1646 01:24:02,201 --> 01:24:04,136 (Screaming, grunting) 1647 01:24:05,571 --> 01:24:07,005 - Run! 1648 01:24:09,708 --> 01:24:11,243 (Inhaling sharply) 1649 01:24:11,276 --> 01:24:14,313 - Typical weak Alana. 1650 01:24:16,281 --> 01:24:20,886 You don't deserve to live! 1651 01:24:21,987 --> 01:24:23,355 (Screaming) 1652 01:24:23,388 --> 01:24:27,459 If I'm going to jail, then you're going to hell! 1653 01:24:27,492 --> 01:24:28,627 (Screaming, grunting) 1654 01:24:35,234 --> 01:24:36,935 What're you gonna do? 1655 01:24:36,969 --> 01:24:38,937 Chop me into little pieces? 1656 01:24:38,971 --> 01:24:42,274 You couldn't cut open a dead frog. 1657 01:24:42,307 --> 01:24:44,543 (Grunting, screaming) 1658 01:24:44,576 --> 01:24:45,677 You fucking bitch! 1659 01:24:50,582 --> 01:24:52,084 (Breathing shakily) 1660 01:24:58,323 --> 01:25:00,092 (Sniffling) 1661 01:25:23,148 --> 01:25:25,584 - I owe you, again. 1662 01:25:27,085 --> 01:25:29,254 You're pretty tough for someone who's cracking up. 1663 01:25:30,455 --> 01:25:33,325 I gotta take you with me every time I travel. 1664 01:25:33,358 --> 01:25:35,260 - Maybe next time we travel together, 1665 01:25:35,294 --> 01:25:37,229 we take a bus instead of a train? 1666 01:25:37,262 --> 01:25:38,463 - Terror bus? 1667 01:25:38,497 --> 01:25:39,731 No, thank you. 1668 01:25:39,765 --> 01:25:42,067 (Laughing) 1669 01:25:42,100 --> 01:25:43,969 A bus would have made all this even worse. 1670 01:25:46,271 --> 01:25:48,440 - I gotta talk to that detective over there. 1671 01:25:48,473 --> 01:25:51,710 - Hey, no downplaying things, killer. 1672 01:25:51,743 --> 01:25:54,212 You saved us all. 1673 01:26:03,088 --> 01:26:05,590 - So, this is probably a not-so-great time to ask, 1674 01:26:05,624 --> 01:26:07,659 but, um, your autographing, signing hand, 1675 01:26:07,693 --> 01:26:09,161 is it still in working order? 1676 01:26:11,663 --> 01:26:13,565 I'll take that as a no. 1677 01:26:17,302 --> 01:26:20,105 ♪ ♪ 1678 01:26:25,410 --> 01:26:27,279 Closed Captions: MELS